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Carter: You know Dr. Malucci? Gallant: No. Carter: That's because he got fired. He was a hot shot too. Killed a guy because he thought he knew everything. You two pull another stunt like that, you're out of here. Gallant: Look, I don't blame you for being angry, Dr. Carter, about what happened. But please, don't confuse me and Pratt.

Carter: You got a minute? Luka: Yep. What do you need? Carter: I need to talk to you. Luka: Go ahead. Carter: About Abby. Luka: What about her? Carter: What do you think? She's drinking again, or didn't you notice?

Abby: I didn't want you worrying about me. Carter: Well, somebody should. Abby: Not you. It's too complicated. Carter: What's so complicated? Abby: You and me... us. Carter: What us? Is there an us? Abby: Like I said, it's complicated.

Luka: She's a big girl, Carter. Carter: Yeah, with a drinking problem. Luka: I don't tell people how to live. Carter: She was living in your house. Luka: I didn't make her start drinking again. Carter: You didn't stop her. Luka: She's not a drunk. Carter: Yes she is. Are you stupid or do you just not give a damn about her? Or do you want her to keep drinking, is that it? You like 'em a little vulnerable so you can play the caring brooding comforter? Luka: Don't push your luck, Carter. Carter: What're you gonna do? Beat me up? You're gonna bash my head into the ground? Luka: Get out of my way. Carter: If you're not helping her, you're hurting her.

Bosco: Did you try the hospitals? Dr. Lewis: Isn't that your job?

Dr. Lewis: (about Chloe) She's a responsible wife and mother. Bosco: If she's so responsible then why are you here?

Carter: Play nice kids. Don't make me stop this trauma.

Pratt: No, he doesn't need an airway. You can do the rectal. Gallant: A rectal?

Corday: Robert. Romano: Not now Lizzie. I am not having a good day. I got spanked in the stock market, some moron from Radiology backed into my Jag, and I just spent several hours putting that ER victim back together. Corday: I need some time off. Romano: And I need a month in the south of France with Vietnamese twins. It's not gonna happen. Corday: It's Mark. He's sick. Romano: I thought he was in Tahiti. Corday: Hawaii. He's got worse. I don't think he's going to be able to fly home. Romano: You better go to him. Corday: I don't know how long I'll be. Romano: I'll survive. Corday: Thanks. Romano: Anything I can do? Corday: Pray. Romano: It's not exactly my strong suit, but in this case I'll make an exception.

Carter: (to Pratt) I sign off on every single patient you see. I don't care if they stop in here for directions to Wrigley Field.

Weaver: Do you have to keep saying that? Romano: What, lesbians? I'm just reading what it says. Weaver: Don't. Romano: I can't help it Kerry, this gets me excited.