(about Doug's new girlfriend)
Carol: Another stewardess?
Susan: Cocktail waitress?
Mark: Hatcheck girl?
Doug: You all think you know me so well.
Mark: Yes, that's because we do.
Doug: Gretchen's a mergers and acquisitions specialist at First National. She went to Smith and Yale Law. She's a Rhodes scholar.
Carol: Smith, wow! Most of the women you date can't even spell "Smith."