Neela: I'm sorry. Ray: Why? Because I talked myself into liking some groupie who turned out to be Hilary Duff with an STD? Neela: I know you liked her. Ray: I'm an idiot. Neela: The bright side is your urine dip came back negative for chlamydia. Ray: Oh! Well, she must have gotten it from another rock star she was partying with. Probably one with a record deal. Neel: I should probably still swab you. Ray: I used a condom, Neela. Neela: Did you also use a dental dam? (Ray sighs and takes the swab)
Zoë: I wonder who I got it from. Ray: Not me. (Zoë seems to be thinking hard) Ray: Wow...erm...How many candidates are there? Zoë: Wait, were we being monogamous?
Ray: Why didn't you tell me? Zoë: I thought it was just a bladder infection from all the sex we were having. Ray: No, god, not that. Why didn't you tell me how old you are? Zoë: Well, you never asked. Ray: You said you were a student. Zoë: I am! Ray: In what, ninth grade? Zoë: Eighth.
Neela: It sounds like a bladder infection. Zoë: Oh, I figured. Neela: You can get it from many things like sex. Lots of it. Zoë: I've been doing that. Neela: Don't I know it.
Eve: Management is a bitch. Sam: Yeah, it's not the only one.
Abby: We should take a core temp. Neela: I'm not sticking anything up this monkey's ass. Abby: You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that.
Ray (about Zoe): I didn't know she was that young. Neela: Young? She's still teething.
Clemente: (talking over Robo-Dubenko) This isn't a surgical consult, my friend. If you can't get out of bed and come in to work, I don't see why we have to listen to you. OK, little mechanical bitch?
Luka: Eve's making a statement? Abby: And all the words are dirty.
Clemente: (about Robo-Dubenko) Okay, okay, that's it. I'm done arguing with a television set.
Barry: (seeing the Robo-Dubenko) Is that a Robot Doctor? Morris: Yeah, we're very advanced here.
Clemente: (to Abby and Neela) There's a giraffe out there clogging up triage.
Ray: It's different with Zoe. It's real. Neela: Yeah, it's real loud.
Clemente: Code banana! Our VIP's bouncing back.
Sam: How are you doing that? Robo-Dubenko: I have a joy-stick in my lap. Sam: Ah, that's too much information.
Frank: (watching Robo-Dubenko) So it's true. We're not alone.
Abby: You were the one who started this whole monkey business. (whispers to Neela) I didn't mean to say that.
Zoe: I didn't think you would like me if you knew how old I was. Ray: Well you're right, I also don't like courtrooms and prisons and guys named Hank who make me their bitch.
Neela: (talking to Ray) She was born in 1990 — as in the decade immediately preceding the one we're in.
Dr. Morris: (upon seeing the baby chimp) By all that is good and holy, what diabolical spell have you cast upon that child?
Abby: (about Darwin the chimpanzee) That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
Music: "Coconut," Harry Nilsson; "Seen It All Before," Amos Lee
Although in the opening credits, Laura Innes does not appear in this episode
The Island of Dr. Moreau, by H.G. Wells, is a literature classic about a mad physician who conducts experiments with animals, trying to transform them into human-like beings.
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