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Abby: I need to talk. Luka: Is everything okay? Abby: Um, you know, when you were on the roof, I was thinking how, what I would do if Joe didn't have a father and, um, if we didn't have each other. And I realized that if we could get through this we could probably get through anything. Luka: What's going on? Abby: I mean, have you ever wanted something so much but... it scared the hell out of you? See, here's the thing. Well, I changed my mind, and I was wondering if you could ask me again. Luka: What? Abby: Ask me again. Ask me to marry you. (they smile happily at each other, Luka gets Abby up and then gets on one knee)

Abby: You know, Morris, it's his dream and he's gonna die. Morris: Yeah, and he's gonna do it here, not on some comedy club floor!

Simon: You know, I was gonna kill tonight. Instead, I'm dying.

Simon: You know what the best thing about getting leukemia is? Everybody comes to see you. The guys from the plant came. My ex-soccer coach came. Even Father Dunleavy came. It took 3 orderlies to get him out of the Peds Ward. Abby: That's a keeper!

Morris: This was a dumb idea! Epi has a 1 minute half life. Simon: I have a body part with that same problem. Morris: [laughs] That was a good joke...

Abby: Come on, there's a spotlight on the curtains and they're calling your name, Simon.

Luka stands in the ambulance bay, feeling frustrated with his hand as Sam wheels Gracie out. Luka: How are you doin'? Gracie: (Flirtaciously) Better, now...

Morris: I'm running the floor. Abby: Then get some balls. Morris: I've got balls. Abby: Well, they're no good unless you use them.

Simon: Doc, you gotta get me outta here man, I got a hot date tonight. Morris: Does she take air or helium? Simon: She takes Visa but that was funny! Can I use it?

Patient: And so what if I told him I looked like Cindy Crawford, he said he looked like Matt Damon. Gates: Did he? Patient: He looked more like Matt Damon's fat uncle's ass.

Simon: So the Democrats took over the House and the Senate. How long before the Republicans jack up the rent and evict 'em?

Neela: You've got a lot on your plate. You've probably got two plates and a little saucer. Gates: A heart-shaped saucer.