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Benton: (to Dr. Hicks) Six months ago I thought I was invincible. But know... I don't even know.

Carol: Doug, I know everyone is worried about me... but I'm fine. I was scared in that store, but I'm okay now. Doug: So why did you go ahead and take it? Carol: The MCATs? For me. I just wanted to see if I was good enough. Doug: You are.

Greg: I think we should start sleeping together. Jeanie: What? Greg: Sex. I think we should have some. In fact, I think we should have a lot. Jeanie: Are you sure? Greg: Hell, yeah, I'm sure. Jeanie: This isn't a joke, Greg. Greg: No, it isn't. Jeanie Boulet... would you please sleep with me? (she leans and kisses him)

Jeanie: I'm freezing. Greg: I thought you liked picnics Jeanie: I love picnics. I'm just not used to breathing on my sandwich to try and thaw it out so I can eat it. Greg: Where's your sense of spontaneity? Jeanie: This isn't what I meant. Greg: Your sense of romance? Jeanie: The dip is frozen solid. Greg: It's a pâté. Jeanie: It's a brick.

Doug: Today is the 20th, isn't it? Carol: I think so. Doug: MCATs are this afternoon, aren't they? Are you going? Carol: Got to work. Doug: All that saved-up vacation time? Carol: You know, it was a stupid idea... I mean, four years of med school, if I ever get in. All that debt. I would be about 50 by the time I got out. What's the point? Doug: I could bring you coffee in the middle of the night to the med library. And I could teach you how to cheat on the biochem exams.

Carter: What did you have for breakfast this morning? Mrs. Jarnowski: The usual. Three fried eggs, bacon, glass of buttermilk, toast and jam. Carter: Ah, the American Heart Association breakfast.

Ross: Fine couple of doctors we are, huh? Greene: Remember when we were going to change the world? Ross: Naaah, I was always in it for the money.

(while looking at pictures of Benton's appendectomy) Greene: Ooh, yikes. What is that? Carter: That's Benton's appendix in a jar on my mantle.