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Anna: Have you considered medical management? Treat the abscess with a course of Flagyl and Cipro before jumping into surgery? Carter: I'm willing to give a shot. Anna: No, no, no, wait. Are you just agreeing with me because you think that's what I want to hear or do you really believe that? Carter: What? Anna: I just don't want you agreeing with me just to please me. Carter: Believe me, I'm not. I've already considered several alternatives to surgery. Henry: You have? Carter: Shut up, Henry!

Carol: Man, look at you! I hardly sleep a wink on the red eye and you're jogging and smiling. Mark: There's nothing like a visit with the folks to make you appreciate home sweet home. Carol: The staff will be thrilled. You know, you haven't been too high on the popularity list lately. Mark: Yeah, I've been kind of a jerk. Carol: Worse. Mark: Pain in the ass? Carol: Keep going. Mark: Total schmuck. Carol: Bingo.

Benton: What about you? You got any kids? Romano: Ha! None they've been able to pin on me.

(operating on a patient whose organs are reversed) Benton: This would be easier with a mirror in the ceiling. Romano: We could operate in my bedroom.