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Jenn: People die, Mark. You do the best you can. You're human.
Greene: I'm not supposed to be.
Jenn: Sure you are. You're the only one who doesn't know it.
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Swift: A patient presents to ER: ptosis, myosis, and hydrosis. Dr. Ross, what does that bring to mind?
Ross: The Osis sisters. I dated the short one.
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Chen: John, could you please help me with a patient?
Carter: Why? Is it a procedure you've already done?
Chen: No. It's a guy who's really drunk, smashed his finger in a car door, and he's pawing at me. He also smells terrible.
Carter: And you have a problem with that?
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(a very tall man, on drugs and still strapped to his gurney, walks out of the ER)
Susan: Full moon, Saturday night.
Carter: Cool.
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Susan: Ah, midnight, the witching hour. Let's make room for the punks, skunks and drunks.
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Carol: Hey, every full moon should be lady's night.
Susan: Yeah, we were terrific.
Carol: Like Thelma and Louise, man.
Susan: More like Lucy and Ethel.
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(responding to a surprise drill called at 2:00am)
Ross: What's going on? Where are the victims?
Benton: You're looking at them.