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Weaver: (while walking away from Carter) From now on, no one else is going to Africa. I'm tired of this Albert Schweitzer routine.

Sam: (to Luka) You know what? Why don't you save your lectures for the med students? The nurses don't want to hear it.

Luka: How was your day? Sam: It sucked. Yours? Luka: The same... About this morning. Sam: Uh, forget it. Luka: No... I know sometimes I can be... overzealous? Is that the word? Sam: I don't know. Is that Croatian for jerk? Luka: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take my frustration out on you. Sometimes I just feel very passionate... (Sam kisses him)

Abby: Um, about earlier. I don't want you to get the wrong idea, about Luka. He's a good guy. Sam: I'm not looking for anything right now. Abby: O.k. I just thought you should know. Sam: Thank you. But independence works pretty good for me. Although I wouldn't mind some regular sex. Abby: No kidding. I'd settle for irregular sex.

Sam: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that. Chuny: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right Abby? Sam: Did you go out with Kovac? Abby: Briefly, yeah. Sam: And Carter? Abby: Yep. Chuny: Abby's the ER slut. Abby: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked here. Lester: Hey Abby. Are we still on for tonight? Abby: Yeah. Lester: Great. (leaves) Abby: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny. Chuny: (laughs) Kovac gets around.

(Kerry has just announced the Robert Romano center for gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans gender health care) Abby: Is it just me, or does the eyes seem to follow you? Carter: Was Romano's prosthetic arm destroyed in the accident? Abby: Why? Carter: 'Cause if it wasn't, it's gonna hunt Dr. Weaver down and strangle her. Kem: He wasn't a big supporter of gay rights? Carter: Ah, no not really. Abby: That's too creepy. Corday: Did I miss the dedication? Carter: More like post-mortem payback. Corday: Oh my God.

(Luka's wearing a suit) Abby: Look at you, Mr. GQ. Frank: What, do you have a deportation hearing?

(Susan tells Kerry and Abby that she's pregnant, then promptly throws up on the floor) Abby: Clean-up on aisle 5.

Carter: Frank, have you seen Pratt? Frank: No. Carter: How about Kem? Frank: Haven't seen her either. Maybe they're together. You need to keep better track of your woman Carter.