ER Season 10 Episode 13

Corday: Kerry. Are we truly to believe that Robert left a substantial donation to establish a gay and lesbian center?
Frank: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered. Whatever the hell that means.
Kerry: The actual designation was left to the discretion of the board. This is the one area where we felt that County was truly lacking.
Frank: Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Morales: (Gallant is on his paramedic ride-along) I hate this time of year. We must get thirty slip-and-fall calls a week. Right, Bordelli?
Bordelli: At least.
Morales: (to Gallant) Here's an idea: if it's icy and you're old, don't go outside. Save yourself a broken hip.

Carter: Hey, would you mind if Kem observes in the hospital today?
Kerry: Yeah.
Carter: Um, she has her master's degree in public health.
Kerry: Well, that's no reason to punish her. Give the poor woman a credit card, Carter. Let her have some fun.
Carter: I tried that. She would like to speak to the Public Health nurses and see how we track communicable disease.
Kerry: Sure, fine. Maybe she can motivate some of these slackers around here.

(Weaver has just dedicated the new Gay and Lesbian Center at the hospital to the late Dr. Romano)
Elizabeth: Did I miss the dedication?
Carter: More like postmortem payback.

Weaver: (while walking away from Carter) From now on, no one else is going to Africa. I'm tired of this Albert Schweitzer routine.

Sam: (to Luka) You know what? Why don't you save your lectures for the med students? The nurses don't want to hear it.

Luka: How was your day?
Sam: It sucked. Yours?
Luka: The same... About this morning.
Sam: Uh, forget it.
Luka: No... I know sometimes I can be... overzealous? Is that the word?
Sam: I don't know. Is that Croatian for jerk?
Luka: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take my frustration out on you. Sometimes I just feel very passionate...
(Sam kisses him)

Abby: Um, about earlier. I don't want you to get the wrong idea, about Luka. He's a good guy.
Sam: I'm not looking for anything right now.
Abby: O.k. I just thought you should know.
Sam: Thank you. But independence works pretty good for me. Although I wouldn't mind some regular sex.
Abby: No kidding. I'd settle for irregular sex.

Sam: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Chuny: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right Abby?
Sam: Did you go out with Kovac?
Abby: Briefly, yeah.
Sam: And Carter?
Abby: Yep.
Chuny: Abby's the ER slut.
Abby: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked here.
Lester: Hey Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
Abby: Yeah.
Lester: Great. (leaves)
Abby: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.
Chuny: (laughs) Kovac gets around.

(Kerry has just announced the Robert Romano center for gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans gender health care)
Abby: Is it just me, or does the eyes seem to follow you?
Carter: Was Romano's prosthetic arm destroyed in the accident?
Abby: Why?
Carter: 'Cause if it wasn't, it's gonna hunt Dr. Weaver down and strangle her.
Kem: He wasn't a big supporter of gay rights?
Carter: Ah, no not really.
Abby: That's too creepy.
Corday: Did I miss the dedication?
Carter: More like post-mortem payback.
Corday: Oh my God.

(Luka's wearing a suit)
Abby: Look at you, Mr. GQ.
Frank: What, do you have a deportation hearing?

(Susan tells Kerry and Abby that she's pregnant, then promptly throws up on the floor)
Abby: Clean-up on aisle 5.

Carter: Frank, have you seen Pratt?
Frank: No.
Carter: How about Kem?
Frank: Haven't seen her either. Maybe they're together. You need to keep better track of your woman Carter.