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Doug: Jerry, who put me in that damn Healthmobile?
Jerry: Our very own Anspaugh.
Doug: It's Halloween. Every freak in the city will be out there.
Jerry: Not true. Half of them are here already.
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Keaton: Keeping the baby calm for examination is half the battle. Some doctors have an instinct for it, a natural affinity for children. You, Dr. Benton, might want to get some props.
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Doug: You know what? I'm not going to say anything about that physics book.
Carol: Oh, God, it was probably a stupid idea anyway.
Doug: Hey, if that's what you want to do... If I can make it, anyone can.
Carol: Thanks.
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Jeanie: (to Al) A man came in today. He sat there and watched his wife die, and he helped her to die, because she was in so much pain, and he loved her. (gets angry) But we didn't have that kind of marriage, did we, Al. We didn't love, we didn't cherish, we didn't respect. And now you've killed me!
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Jerry: Dr. Greene, I'm going to remind you one more time...
Mark: I'm on my way. I'm going to take Susan with me for protection.
Susan: Protection from what?
Mark: Ghost up on the fifth floor.
Susan: Why do we have to go up there?
(both step into the elevator)
Mark: Guy gorked off. I have to pronounce him. You're not scared, are you?
Susan: Of course not.
(the lights go out and the elevator stops)
Susan: ...Mark?
Mark: Susan?
Susan: Oh good, you're still there.
Mark: Where would I go?
(Susan gives a nervous laugh)
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Gant: Benton hates my guts.
Carter: No, I think he likes you. He just has difficulty showing it.