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(a woman walks up to the admit desk)
Liz: Excuse me. (Jerry looks up) My breasts hurt.
Jerry: (long pause) Okay...
Liz: Dr. Carter, please.
Jerry: And your name again?
Liz: Proserpina, daughter of Ceres, who was whisked away into the dark, dank bowels of the underworld by Pluto, who not only had his way with her, but also forced her to eat three red, ripe, dripping pomegranate seeds.
Jerry: (to Carol, in a hushed tone) And to think you could have missed all this...
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Mark: Talked to Carol yet?
Doug: I tried to; Taglieri showed up.
Mark: You're not surprised, are you, Doug? I mean, they've been going out for a while. You didn't expect her to pine away for you forever, did you?
Doug: No, I didn't.
Mark: Just hoped she would?
Doug: (he laughs uncomfortably) Yeah! Hey, nobody likes being replaced. (Mark scoffs at him) Alright, I did it first, although for the life of me I can't remember why.
Mark: Ah! Maybe it's just because you're stupid, childish, immature...
Doug: (laughs again) I get the point!
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(Dr. Ross is walking down the hall)
Langworthy: Have you seen Morgenstern?
Ross: No. (he keeps walking)
Greene: Doug, have you seen Susan?
Doug: Am I the hall monitor? No!
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Jerry: Hey, Carol, I hope you don't mind that we were joking with you earlier.
Carol: (with a straight face) You don't think attempted suicide is something to joke about?
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Carter: Have we...? Excuse me...
Carol: (extending her hand to shake his) Carol Hathaway.
Carter: Right! I met you my first day.
Carter: Oh! My last... Or so I thought.
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Carol: (standing at the door to the admit area) I'm here to unload that new shipment of barbiturates.
(Susan and Jerry look up)
Susan: Hey! (goes over and hugs her) At least you didn't kill off your sense of humor.
Carol: No, just a few brain cells.
Jerry: Hey...
Carol: Hey, Jerry. (they share a huge hug) Jerry... Jerry... you're killing me!
(he lets her go and they all laugh)
Jerry: Not like you haven't tried already.