(a woman walks up to the admit desk)
Liz: Excuse me. (Jerry looks up) My breasts hurt.
Jerry: (long pause) Okay...
Liz: Dr. Carter, please.
Jerry: And your name again?
Liz: Proserpina, daughter of Ceres, who was whisked away into the dark, dank bowels of the underworld by Pluto, who not only had his way with her, but also forced her to eat three red, ripe, dripping pomegranate seeds.
Jerry: (to Carol, in a hushed tone) And to think you could have missed all this...