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(about Elizabeth)
Rachel: Is she pretty?
Mark: Yes, she's pretty.
Rachel: Prettier than Cynthia?
Mark: Different kind of pretty.
David Greene: Beauty is overrated.
Mark: I said she's pretty. Jeez.
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David Greene: No football?
Elizabeth: We can play charades.
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Carol: Don't pull the damn cord!
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Mark: You hanging in there?
Carol: It's brutal, Mark.
Mark: One down, one to go.
Carol: Uh-uh. I quit.
Mark: I don't think you have much of a choice.
Carol: Well, you know, you could shoot me.
Mark: Yeah, if it comes to that.
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Carol: Does this phone make long-distance calls?
Abby: Where do you want to call?
Carol: Seattle.
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Dr. Coburn: (as she walks into the room) Carol Hathaway... Oh, Carol, it's you! (she notices Mark) Mark, I had no idea. Congratulations.
Carol: No, he's my Lamaze coach.
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Carter: You did a rotation in Grenada?
Malucci: No, Sherlock, I went to med school in Grenada.
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Malucci: ...known as JVS.
Carter: JVS?
Malucci: Jamaican vomiting sickness.
Carter: Jamaican vomiting sickness?!
Weaver: Look it up, John.
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(after David Greene slips on the ice and hits his head)
Elizabeth: Do you know what time it is?
David: Yeah-time my ten-year-old granddaughter started her period!
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Abby: How are you feeling?
Carol: I am in love with the epidural man.
Abby: Some people call him an anesthesiologist.
Carol: Oh, he will always be the epidural man to me.
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Abby: You know, I wouldn't repeat this outside the room, but you owe your friend your future children.
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Carol: Can't I just have the babies here?
Luka: If you want to make the news.
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Rachel: The pilgrims came here to escape persecution from the British.
Elizabeth: Yes, so they could go about persecuting the Indians.