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Kerry: The food was terrible. The music stinks. The drinks are watered down. But you sure know how to throw a great party.
Mark: Thank you.
Kerry: You're welcome.
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Mark: Each day we work together as a family. Because we're a family, it's no secret that it's been a rough year for me. So I want to thank each of you for helping me through some hard times. You stuck by me when I needed you. And you've given your best to make our ER a place that we can all be proud of. So thanks for being my family. I couldn't have made it without you.
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Kerry: Carol, are your meatballs frozen?
Carol: I think they're just a little cold.
Doug: (looking at his plate) What is this?
Carter: Jerry says it's called pyttipanna.
Anna: What's that?
Carter: I have no idea.
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Lydia: What are you wearing tonight?
Connie: My velvet dress.
Lydia: The one you wore last year?
Connie: I didn't pass out and rip mine in the parking lot like someone I know.
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Doug: Alright. (whispers in Carol's ear) Now be honest with me. Think I have what it takes to be an attending?
Carol: Of course you do.
(Carol hands Doug a slice of orange)
Doug: Thank you! Think of me as diplomatic?
Carol: What does that have to do with that?
Doug: Answer the question.
Carol: Well, it's not the first word that springs to mind, no.
Doug: What would the first word be that would spring to mind.
Carol: Um... (Carol pauses to think) Stubborn... (Doug chuckles) opinionated... (Doug chuckles) insouciant... (Doug chuckles; Carol kisses Doug)
Doug: Insouciant?!?!
Carol: Look it up.
(Carol walks away; Doug continues to chuckle)
NOTE: insouciant means "free from concern, worry, or anxiety; carefree; nonchalant."
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Romano: Hey, Greene! I guess you've got some stones after all. You're the boss.
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Carter: (about Dr. Del Amico) I wouldn't want to ruin a good friendship.
Carol: That's lame, Carter. Ask her out.
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Benton: (To Corday) Let me tell you something about Morgenstern. He's taught me more than all the other attendings combined.