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Dean Rollins: Say It. (Pause) Say It. Dr. Corday (Looking intently, almost hot): I care. Dean Rollins:Then let's do it.

Haleh: The Sixties were from 1961 to 1970. Conni: What about 1960. Lily: That was the last year of the Fifties. Haleh: Which means the new millenium really starts in 2001. Chuny: Then why am I spending half my paycheck on New Year's Eve plans? Lily: You and the rest of the world.

Valerie: I cannot thank you enough, Dr. Knight. Lucy: I'm not a doctor yet. Valerie: You are to me.

(when presented with a child whose penis is caught in his zipper) Carter: I'm afraid we're going to have to cut it off. Parents (in unison): What?! Carter: The zipper, I meant the zipper.

Luka: (to Carol) Welcome to parenthood!

Romano: Oh Miss Knight, you're going to have to come by my office next week to discuss suitable disciplinary action. Nothing too severe, but I do have a reputation to maintain.

Corday: I'm curious about something. Dean Rollins: Me too. Are you a natural red head? I'd like to see for myself.

Finch: Is it always this busy on Christmas eve? Yosh: Like the malls the day after Thanksgiving.

Romano: Well, it's nice to see that when the cat's away, the mouse still jumps. Benton: What's going on? Romano: Just teaching Ms. Knight the finer points of an L-VAD implantation. You know, from now on, I think I'm only gonna do favors for people who come begging at my doorstep. Which leads me to ask, Peter, why wasn't it you? Benton: I never even considered it. Romano: O ye of little faith. Knight: Dr. Romano, I again just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you doing this. Romano: Eh, that's enough sucking up, Lucy. Cut please.

Kerry: It's not a good idea to shock a patient who's wide-awake.