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Doug: Seven inches taller, I would have been a contender.
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Sam Gasner: You feel crummy waiting around for a kid to smash up his car so you can get his heart.
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(Mark is on the phone with his wife; Susan, Doug and Carol are standing next to him)
Mark: Jenn, I can't get out. I've got two residents on double shifts. I'll be home before Rachel goes to bed.
Susan: (to Doug and Carol) Tell Mark to go see his wife.
Doug: Go see your wife.
Mark: (still on the phone) Why can't you tell me over the phone?
Doug: Hey, hang on. (he takes the phone from Mark) Jenn? Hi, it's Doug. Can you hang on a second? (he puts the phone down and turns to Mark) We can survive without you. (he gives the phone back to him)
Mark: (to Jenn) I'll meet you there, alright? Bye. Thank you. I know you can survive without me.
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(Benton is listening to something on his Walkman)
Carter: What are you listening to?
Benton: (with seriousness) Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Susan: "Trends in Cardiac Surgery, Volume II."
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Doug: Good morning, Susan.
Susan: It's afternoon.
Doug: I knew that.
Susan: Your brain's rotted.
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Doug: Where's Benton?
Haleh: Am I his travel agent?
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Carol: Doug, they called from Neonatal if you want to take a look at the Niemeyer preemie. He's going to be okay.
Ross: God smiled on him.
Carol: Since when do you believe in God?
Ross: Well, I've been contemplating my insignificance in the universe.
Carol: I thought you were the center of the universe.
Ross: Not always.
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Ivan Gregor: In Russia, it's crazy. You need case of vodka to get good doctor. God bless America.
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Jerry: Will you look at this board?
Carol: Don't worry. It'll get quieter later.
Jerry: Uh, don't say the "q" word. You'll start a stampede.
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Sam Gasner: How's your heart?
Mark: Pretty good shape.
Sam Gasner: Want to lend it to me for the weekend? Nah, you got better things to do with it. Do 'em all. You never know when you'll get the chance.
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Carter: (about Benton) What's he doing?
Susan: Practicing one-handed knots. He'd do it with his teeth if he could.
Benton: No, I wouldn't. You can't wear a glove on your teeth.
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(paramedics have just brought in Sam Gasner)
Greene: I thought this guy was in full arrest.
Gasner: I was, until they fried my chest hairs.
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Doug: (to Carter) Read books of diseases, you start thinking you have them.
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Sarah: My mom says my dad's gonna die.
Greene: Yes, he is.
Sarah: Why can't you fix him?
Greene: We can't fix everything.
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Doug: Old company saying, Carter--don't dip your pen in the company ink.
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Susan: At your age, Ryne Sandberg was retired.
Doug: At my age, Mozart was dead.