Season 2 Episode 22

John Carter, M.D.

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM May 16, 1996 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Benton: Now you're the doctor. You graduated, right?
      Carter: Yeah, that's right, I am. It's kind of weird. I... don't know any more than I knew this morning. I really wanted to graduate, too. Well... Anyway...
      Benton: You take care of yourself, Carter.

    • (Kerry agrees to go with Mark's recommendations for Susan for Chief Resident only if he agrees to go with her for the attending position)
      Kerry: So, you really think Susan Lewis would make a good Chief Resident?
      Mark: Yes, I do.
      (Kerry walks away)
      Conni: What was that about?
      Mark: I think I just sold my soul to the devil.

    • Carol: I quit!
      Greene: What?
      Carol: I quit!
      Greene: You can't just leave.
      Carol: Just watch me!

    • Jenn: (to Mark) You should have kept the goatee. It made you look dangerous.

    • Benton: Look, Carter, you were my assigned med student. I was your assigned resident. You don't owe me anything, okay?

    • Doug: I never really liked her.
      Mark: What do you mean? You acted like you did.
      Doug: I just did that to make you feel better. I never cared for her. Unsupportive, controlling, manipulative. You want me to go on with this?
      Mark: Please, I'm enjoying it.
      Doug: Demanding, skinny legs . . .
      Mark: Wait—what were you doing looking at my wife's legs?
      Doug: I'm your buddy; I'm not dead.

    • Mark: Get away from her Doug. She sounds like trouble.
      Doug: Yeah, I know. You're right, I probably should.
      Mark: But you're not going to?
      Doug: Well, she's kind of cute.
      Mark: Well, she's got great legs.
      Doug: You look at my girlfriend's legs?
      Mark: I'm your friend; I'm not dead.
      Doug: So, what else did you notice about her?
      Mark: You want a list?
      Doug: Yeah, I want a list...

    • Mark: I think I just sold my soul to the devil.

    • Lydia: What do you call the person that finishes last in med school?
      Carter: What?
      Lydia: Doctor...

  • Notes

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