Morris: Abby, you get fever rash. I will take dog bite to the ear lobe. Wait, no--you take dog bite and I'll take the rash. It could be Rubella. We wouldn't want our baby getting a torch infection.
Morris: Torch infection. You know, herpes.
Abby: I know what a torch infection is.
Morris: Then you know it wouldn't be good for our baby.
Abby: Why do you keep calling it "our" baby?
Morris: I don't mean our baby like you and me. I mean like our baby, like an ER mascot.
Abby: This baby isn't anybody's mascot. (she walks away).
Morris: Oh, come on! Don't go away mad!