Season 12 Episode 17

Lost in America

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Mar 23, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Morris: Abby, you get fever rash. I will take dog bite to the ear lobe. Wait, no--you take dog bite and I'll take the rash. It could be Rubella. We wouldn't want our baby getting a torch infection.
      Abby: What?
      Morris: Torch infection. You know, herpes.
      Abby: I know what a torch infection is.
      Morris: Then you know it wouldn't be good for our baby.
      Abby: Why do you keep calling it "our" baby?
      Morris: I don't mean our baby like you and me. I mean like our baby, like an ER mascot.
      Abby: This baby isn't anybody's mascot. (she walks away).
      Morris: Oh, come on! Don't go away mad!