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Chloe: I'm gonna be somebody's mother. Susan: If mom can do it, you can. Chloe: At least I didn't drink sangria all day. Susan: Or smoke four packs of Luckys. (pause) And we turned out okay. Chloe: And mom didn't have you to help her.

Diane: Murphy found you charming. You must have turned it on. Doug: I don't turn it on; it's just there. Diane: Yeah, like a force of nature.

Greene: What's Benton doing? Carter: Out looking for Dr. Dyer. It's about his mother though. Figures if he can't make her better then he'll fix everything else. Ross: Carter, I think you took one too many Psych classes.

Greene: Mr. Reicher, can you hear me? You're going to be fine. You drank yourself into an ulcer, and now the taxpayers are going to buy you out of it.

Rolando: (about Dr. Swift) Is he a jerk? Susan: I don't know yet.

Benton: Thank you. Carter: Excuse me? Benton: I said "thank you." Carter: I know. I just wanted to hear you say it twice.

Susan: Why do nurses wear colors and doctors wear white? Carol: Because doctors are pure and good. Doug: Does that include me? Carol: No.