Season 1 Episode 23


Aired Thursday 10:00 PM May 11, 1995 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carol: Uh-uh. It is a total myth that it's the bride that wants the splashy wedding.
      Jenn: I know. How big is the church?
      Carol: Well, it's too small for the 3,000 people on the groom's side, and too big for the 12 people on mine. He invited everyone he ever met.
      Jenn: So did Mark. What a nightmare. His relatives at every motel for 20 miles.
      Carol: How'd you get through it?
      Jenn: Drugs.
      (they laugh)
      Mark: Hi. What's going on?
      Carol: Pre-marital advice.
      Mark: Oh, is she telling you about how I wanted to elope but she insisted on Notre Dame?
      Carol: Yeah, right.

    • Chloe: I think it's time for the baby.
      Susan: (eyes closed, resting) You sure?
      Chloe: Uh-huh.
      Susan: You're having contractions?
      Chloe: Uh-huh, every couple of minutes.
      Susan: (jerks awake) What??!!

    • Susan: Never thought I'd deliver my own niece.
      Carol: On Mother's Day no less.

    • Susan: Where're you going on your honeymoon?
      Carol: Tag's going to Paris. I'm going to Hawaii.
      Susan: Can I go with you?
      Carol: Sure. You can leave Chloe and the baby with his 15 cousins.
      Susan: Good. Thanks.
      Carol: I might stay.
      Susan: In Hawaii?
      Carol: Yeah.
      Susan: Okay. I can do that. Do you think Tag will mind?
      Carol: He'll get over it. You don't think Chloe will mind?
      Susan: I don't think Chloe will notice.
      Carol: You think anyone noticed we're gone?
      Susan: Probably. You think we should head back?
      Carol: Probably.
      (Susan's beeper goes off)

    • Ross: Rolando, there is a horse in my parking space.
      Rolando: Why are you riding a horse?
      Ross: It's not mine, Rolando.
      Rolando: Oh. Would I call security about that?
      Ross: I wouldn't know. That's why they pay you the big bucks.

    • Susan: Are you and Tag going to try for kids soon?
      Carol: If we're still speaking after the wedding. Fifteen of his relatives arrived yesterday; thought they'd come a week early, help us do a few things around the house.
      Susan: Sounds scary.
      Carol: When I left this morning they were planning on painting a bathroom.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Director Quentin Tarantino incorporated several of his movie trademarks into this episode; cultural references are made, such as the Yosemite Sam T-shirt Susan is wearing and the singing of The Beatles song "Blackbird" during Susie's birth; and Carol and Susan are shown barefoot in the scene where they are sitting on the roof. In addition, the scene that shows the woman whose ear was bitten off by another woman echoes a scene from Tarantino's 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, in which a cop gets his ear cut off.