Mark: Do you see what I see? Carol: Susan's talking to Morgenstern. So what? Mark: He's stroking himself, puffing out his chest... like a slender-billed something or other. She's giving him full frontal neck. Carol: What are you talking about? Mark: You'd know if you were a nuthatch. Carol: Mark, are you okay?
Carol: I wish you guys would just get married. Mark: What? Carol: You're perfect for each other. You almost went on a vacation together. Mark: You knew about that? Carol: Mark, everybody knew about that.
Dr. Keaton: Medicine is supposed to be a noble profession, not a motorcycle club. Why were you fighting?
Dr. Mark Greene: Susan and Morgenstern are going out. I can handle that. What bothers me is that she didn't tell me. Carol Hathaway: If I were going out with Morgenstern, I wouldn't tell anybody.
Carol: (to Mark) Do yourself a favor and ask her [Susan] out. We need some fresh gossip around here.
Music: "My Blue Heaven," Fats Domino (sung by Anspaugh, Carter, and Dr. Okida at a Karaoke bar)
Although in the opening credits, Gloria Reuben and Laura Innes do not appear in this episode.
Title: "No Brain, No Gain" The title of this episode is a twist on the pithy maxim "no pain, no gain."
S 15 : Ep 22
Aired 4/2/09 (1:24:58)
S 15 : Ep 21
Aired 3/26/09 (43:37)
S 15 : Ep 20
Aired 3/19/09 (43:44)
S 15 : Ep 19
Aired 3/12/09 (43:40)
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