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Neela: Where's Ray? Clemons: He never came back down from labor and delivery. Neela: He probably stayed upstairs to hit on one of those OB nurses.

(Morris has just told Neela, in front of Abby, that her charts are incomplete) Morris: Alright, let's see if you can do better than one for four, Lockhart. Need me to sign off on some charts? Abby: No. Morris: You said you had stuff for me to sign off on. Abby: That was Neela. Morris: Aren't those your charts? (Abby steps in front of her charts to cover them up)

Morris: Where's Pratt? Neela: He's off. Morris: It must be nice working banker's hours.

Luka: My father's been bugging me to visiting. I haven't been home in a long time, and I have some vacation time coming up. So I was thinking about making a trip back to Croatia. It will only be for a couple of weeks. Maybe good for us to spend some time apart. Alex and you can hang out, and you know... Sam: I've already started looking for a new place. Luka: A new place? Sam: For me and Alex. Luka: You're moving out? Sam: You just said you think it would be good for us to spend time apart. Luka: That's not what I meant! Sam: I was gonna tell you. I just think that it's... I need to think things out by my self. Luka: Where are you going now? Sam: I'm going to look for an apartment before work. Luka: So what, we don't talk about this? Sam: Never seemed to do us any good before.

Liam: My friend thinks you're a MILF. Friend: Shut up! (hits Liam) Liam: Ow! Abby: S'cuse me? Liam: It's a "Mother I'd Like To..." Abby: (quickly interrupts) Oh. Well, I'm not a mother. I'm a doctor. Liam: Guess that makes you a DILF! Abby: Okay. See you later, Liam.

(Luka and Abby, talking about Sam's decision to move out of Luka's apartment) Luka: I have a feeling it's a communication problem. Abby: Well, if you're not sure, it probably is. Sorry. Uh... if you want to talk about it. Luka: No, no. I mean, if I wanted to talk about it, Sam probably wouldn't be moving out. Abby: (thoughtfully) Thanks, Luka. (Luka looks at her, quizzically) I always thought it was my fault that things didn't work out between us, but now I know it was you. Luka: (smiles broadly, then laughs) Hey, no problem.

(On the El platform) Drew: If you're a doctor, I want a second opinion. Neela: OK. (To Abby) Dr. Lockhart, would you care to give a second opinion? Abby: Sure. (To Drew) Your ankle may be broken, and you're a bitch!

Toni: We were going to call him David, after Rob's father. Ray: You still can, you know.

Ray: (About the baby) The little guy's had a rough day, and I don't think he should spend his first night all alone.

Chuny: Dr. Kovac, do you have a patient in the cath lab? Kovac: Yeah. Why? Chuny: I think he might have died.

Morris: Abby, Ray, Neela. No brains, no courage, no heart. All they need is a trip to see the Wizard.