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Luka: So you have your place back? Abby: He offered it to me, yeah. Luka: Good good. Abby: I mean, all my stuff's there so... Luka: It'll be nice to sleep in a bed agian. Abby: Yeah. But, uhm... thanks for the hospitality. Exept of course for that Croatian lamb-groul... stuff. (laughs) Luka: It's not groul. It's called (says the name in Croatian) Abby: It's a gastro-intestinal adventure. Luka: Take your time. I mean, if you wanna make sure that he's gone for good. Abby: Eh, I think I've mooched off you long enough.

(Pratt is going to check on a patient with penile fracture) Chuny: Carter. He's going in the wrong room. Carter: He'll figure it out. (in the next room, Pratt sees a guy with loss of hearing) Pratt: Let me take a look. You wanna unbuckle your belt and pull your pants down please? Patient: My pants? What?! Pratt: It's o.k. I'm a doctor. Patient: I'm still waiting for some drops!!! Pratt: That's not gonna do it. The pants, please. Patient: (Takes down his pants) Are you sure this is necessary? Pratt: Could you lean back a little? Patient: Ow! Easy there. Pratt: Hm-mm.. Were you having vigorous sex? Patient: What?!!! No, I was hit in the head! Pratt: Most sprains happen along the shaft, but your seems to be pretty minor. Nothing personal. Patient: Dude! I have an ear-ache! (Pratt looks through the window and sees Carter and Chuny laughing)

Greene: You do the learning, I'll do the teaching. Pratt: Do I seem like a punk to you? Greene: No. Pratt: Then how about you stop trying to treat me like one. Greene: I'm sure that you think you're ready for anything. Pratt: Wait a minute. Is this the one about the old guy and the young guy? Cause you see I've heard it all before.

Greene: Close your eyes, o.k? Katie: O.k. Greene: What do you see? Katie: The sky. Greene: What's up there? Katie: Orion's belt. Greene: Orion's? Katie: He couldn't beat the scorpions, so he jumped into the sea. Greene: Really? Katie: Artemus put him the sky where the scorpions never gets him. Greene: I didn't know that. There. That didn't hurt did it? Katie: Is it over? Greene: It's all done. Thank you Katie. Katie: What did I do? Greene: You just became my very last patient. Katie's dad: Your shift over? Greene: Yes.

Greene: Clear sky. I'm outta here. Carter: You on tomorrow? Greene: Your ball needs air. Carter: It's not my ball. Greene: You set the tone, Carter. Carter: What? Greene: Work on your jump-shot. (leaves the ER for the last time)

Greene: (to Carter, who is nodding off) No rest for the weary, Carter.

Carter: Is anybody actually sick? Greene: Just the doctor.

Pratt: What did you say to him? Greene: It wasn't anything I learned from being a doctor.

Greene: I know what a shock this is and what must be going through your mind right now. Mr. Sidell: (after being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer) You can't. Greene: Yeah, I can.

Greene: No alternative. Just dying the way I've lived.

Pratt: I didn't mean any disrespect earlier. Greene: Someone told you I'm dying.

Pratt: I just can't figure out what's going on with this guy. Lewis: A tumor.

Carter: (about Greene) He's a good doctor. Pratt: He's a burnout if I ever saw one. Carter: I learned a lot from him.

Greene: There's a door over there that goes outside. If you don't like the way I'm doing this, keep walking.

Pratt: (about Greene's IV) What's that for? Greene: To reduce my blood alcohol.

Greene: (to Pratt) It's not a good idea to openly show disdain for our frequent flyers.

Jenn: (to Mark, referring to the end of August) I'll see you in St. Louis.

Greene: (to Weaver) A side effect of the treatment or a progression of the disease. Pick your poison.

Frank: (introducing himself) Frank. Pratt: Pratt. Frank: You got a first name? Pratt: Well at the VA they called me Doctor. Frank: Well here we'll call you Junior.

Greene: (to Carter) As hard as it was to treat Blue Bertha, it was harder to be Blue Bertha.