(about losing her virginity)
Abby: Okay, I'll go first. I was sixteen. Howie Thomas. He was on the lacrosse team.
Abby: What's wrong? What?
Abby: What's wrong with Howie?
Susan: (laughs) He sounds like a plumber or something.
Abby: I was terrified, and so was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
Susan: 20 seconds?
Abby: Yeah, if you count the foreplay.