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Weaver: You know, I think it's a wise move for you. Great research opportunities in EMS. Greene: Well, I'm actually more interested in coordinating paramedic care. Weaver: And for once, you and I would not be in competition. Field work was never my forte. Greene: You wouldn't want this job, Kerry. There's no money, no power, no glory. Weaver: Yeah, right. It doesn't fit into my Machiavellian scheme to rule the Emergency Department.

Lucy: Coffee. Carter: For me? Lucy: Can you imagine me on caffeine?

Benton: Somebody page me? Jerry: Yeah, abdominal mass in Trauma 1. It sounds like a Triple-A. What? I pay attention.

Olbes: Hold on. Are you telling me that the EMS Medical Director is a real person? Greene: He's an ER doc. Olbes: Huh. I thought it was just a name they stuck on the top of memos. Greene: Not when I do it.

Carter: (to Lucy) Did you even eat today? Jerry: You know, if you're hungry, I didn't finish my lunch. Lucy: Oh no, I'm okay. Jerry: Well, all I have is a carrot. (Carter chuckles) Lucy: Okay, so I'm an idiot.

Doug: Did you hear the one about the patient who swallowed a carrot? Lucy: (deep sigh) Dr. Carter told you? Doug: No, Jerry told me. Lucy: Great.

Romano: I couldn't do it, work with family. Corday: Robert, you can't work with anyone.