ER Season 5 Episode 2

Weaver: You know, I think it's a wise move for you. Great research opportunities in EMS.
Greene: Well, I'm actually more interested in coordinating paramedic care.
Weaver: And for once, you and I would not be in competition. Field work was never my forte.
Greene: You wouldn't want this job, Kerry. There's no money, no power, no glory.
Weaver: Yeah, right. It doesn't fit into my Machiavellian scheme to rule the Emergency Department.

Lucy: Coffee.
Carter: For me?
Lucy: Can you imagine me on caffeine?

Benton: Somebody page me?
Jerry: Yeah, abdominal mass in Trauma 1. It sounds like a Triple-A. What? I pay attention.

Olbes: Hold on. Are you telling me that the EMS Medical Director is a real person?
Greene: He's an ER doc.
Olbes: Huh. I thought it was just a name they stuck on the top of memos.
Greene: Not when I do it.

Carter: (to Lucy) Did you even eat today?
Jerry: You know, if you're hungry, I didn't finish my lunch.
Lucy: Oh no, I'm okay.
Jerry: Well, all I have is a carrot.
(Carter chuckles)
Lucy: Okay, so I'm an idiot.

Doug: Did you hear the one about the patient who swallowed a carrot?
Lucy: (deep sigh) Dr. Carter told you?
Doug: No, Jerry told me.
Lucy: Great.

Romano: I couldn't do it, work with family.
Corday: Robert, you can't work with anyone.