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Luka: Joe! Next time, try eating your apricots, not throwing them! (Joe smiles) Hey! You think this is funny? (Joe laughs, and Luka gently imitates his laughter, then puts the spoon down and sits him up in his high chair) Girls don't like it when you wear your food. Trust me.

(Luka has just told Abby about what Ames has been doing.) Abby: I can't believe this. I cannot believe you didn't tell me. Luka: I didn't want you to worry. Abby: You didn't want me to worry? Luka: Yes! Abby: I thought we were past this. Luka: Past what? What are you talking about now? Abby: This! In our relationship. This need you have, to protect me, or-or-or shield me from the hurts of the world. Luka: What are you bringing that now? Abby: Taxi! Luka: It's different now. We're different people. Abby: Yeah, that's what I thought. Luka: Look, I know I should've told you but this is just about Ames. Don't make it about us. Abby: It ís about us. (She gets in the taxi) I'm going. Are you coming or what? (Luka stands, warring with himself for a moment, then gets in the taxi, closing the door angrily.)

(Luka listens to Eddie's breathing, very business-like. He doesn't trust this guy.) Eddie: I'm only guessing, but you're not from around here. Luka: (Tersely, as he eyes Eddie from behind.) No. Croatia. Eddie: Long way from home? Luka: This is my home now.

(Hope wants Morris to see her patient who complains of a migraine) Morris: No, I'm doctor Archie Morris, I don't do migraines. Hope: I think it's more than that. (She opens the curtain and there's a man with something sticking out of his head) Morris: (He gives the man a look and then turns back to Hope) You think?

Trudy: Anyways. Wes gets all mad, starts chasing me around the room when I see that it's Debbie callin'. So I say: who the hell is Debbie? He tells me it's none of my damn business. Abby: And that's when you decided to swallow his cellphone?

Trudy: Wes, that's my boyfriend, he's always talking on his cell. But when I'd ask: who you calling, who you talking to? He gets all secretive on me. Does your old man do that to you? Abby: No. My old man's pretty cool.

Gates: You know, you're not making this easy. Neela: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was supposed to!

Hope: I could kiss you right now. Morris: Really? Hope: Umm...Now it's gone.

Crenshaw: The human shish kebab will be fine, no thanks to that incredibly imbecilic stunt of yours. Morris: Hey, how were we suppose to know the handle would break off? Crenshaw: Ok, alright, just for fun, let's pretend that you each have even a modicum of gray matter that you've somehow managed to fashion into some crude rudimentary semblance of a brain. Then you would know you never pull out something near a vital structure unless you're in the OR. Hope: We remove foreign bodies all the time in the ER. Crenshaw: Pulling a vibrator out of someone's ass--not the same thing. Morris: Hey, hey! Dr. Bobeck acted under my supervision and on my orders. Crenshaw: Perfect! It's the halfwit leading the dimwit! Morris: Look, you obnoxious bore! The ER works damn hard for every patient we see. We acted in this guy's best interest when no one, not even surgery, would give him the time of day. Now, did we do something that didn't work? Yes. Fine, it happens sometimes. I will take full responsibility, but at least we got off of our asses and tried to help. Crenshaw: Oh, well, gold stars for the ER asses! Morris: Hey! What is it about your need to belittle other people? Does insulting someone make you feel like a man? Bolster what little self-esteem you're clinging to? Wow! You know, I can't even begin to imagine what happened in your life to make you the kind of person that everybody hates.

Sam: This is Ben Parker, the new RN. Abby: Hi, Abby Lockhart. Ben: Hi Abby, you're the nurse who became a doctor right? Abby: Guilty as charged. Ben: Got seduced by the dark side huh? Abby: Well I use my powers for good not evil.