Season 7 Episode 9

The Greatest of Gifts

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Dec 14, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Mark: I can't believe they call it a tumor board.
      Elizabeth: Why? They discuss tumors.
      Mark: No, but you'd think they could come up with something a little more aesthetic.
      Elizabeth: Like what?
      Mark: I don't know. Er, "You're Completely Boned" board.
      Elizabeth: I heard they used to call it the "Poor Bastard" board ,but too many people were showing up.
      Mark: Someone told me that they tried the "Take Me Out Back and Shoot Me Now" board for a while.
      Elizabeth: What, didn't stick?
      Mark: No, surprisingly.
      Elizabeth: Why not?
      Mark: Too many letters, I guess.
      Elizabeth: Mmm, pity.