ER Season 13 Episode 23

Moretti: I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm Kevin Moretti. I'll be replacing your husband.
Abby: Excuse me?
Moretti: As chief! Only as chief.

Frank: Gates, your patient stopped breathing.
Gates: Nah, he's just holding his breath. He does it for attention.
Frank: Well, he's been holding his breath for ten minutes.

(Morris, Pratt and Abby are watching an online adult video that two of their patients are in)
Pratt: Does that look consensual to you?
Morris: Oh yeah! That's sensual.
Abby: (Abby smack Morris over the head) Consensual.

(Morris is in the locker room, looking at an adult website on a laptop, when Moretti walks in)
Moretti: Hi, Doctor Morris. Did I startle you?
Morris: No, I was ah, just looking up medical stuff.

Moretti: Backing up your interns, I like it. Shows leadership skills, something according to your file, I didn't think you were capable of. Bravo, Pratt.

Neela: You're a good person Katey...
Katey: Oh, shut up. Shut up!
Neela: Well, I know you're upset...
Katey: You did this, you selfish bitch. Nobody else, okay? You did. So you live with that.

(Neela leans down and kisses a sleeping Ray on the neck)
Neela: You'll get through this, I promise.
(Ray awakens and looks into Neela's eyes; he's then wheeled out of the room)

(Abby and Joe are saying goodbye to Luka, who's leaving for Croatia)
Luka: I'll call you when I get there.
(Luka walks to the taxi and opens the door)
Abby: Or you could call me from the airport... (He gets in the car) Or when you land in Frankfurt... (Luka closes the door, with the window open) Or from the plane!

Neela: Ray and I are good friends.
Jacy: He said you were the best roommate he ever had.
Neela: Well, that's cause I did all his laundry for him.
Jacy: Oh, I used to think sometimes that was the only reason he came home.

Ray: They tried to save my legs but the crush injuries were too severe. But it could be a lot worse you know, I could be dead. They're going to fit me for prosthetics as soon as the flaps heal. So I guess in the meantime I can pimp out my wheelchair and maybe put some flames down the side ...
Neela: Ray...
Ray: New legs it's cool man, I can park in the good spaces now...
Neela: Ray, stop.
Katey: Ah, do you want something to drink? I'm going to get a coffee.
Ray: No, thanks.
Katey: Umm, I'll call your parents and see if I can get an ETA.
good spaces now...
Ray: Yeah, good. Great.
Neela: Is there anything I can do?
Ray: No.
Neela: Would you like me to tell anyone at County?
Ray: No. I really don't want you to do anything.
Neela: You know, I was so worried about you I even went to our ... your apartment.
Ray: Well, it's up for lease if you want to move back in. No ramps.
Neela: You know the night this ... after you left the wedding, I tried calling you cause I wanted to talk, I was hoping...
Ray: I know, I know, I was checking the message when I got hit. So I know.

Morris: (To Abby and Pratt) What are you guys watching?
Abby: It's a website, hosted by a couple of our patients.
Pratt: Does that look consensual to you?
Morris: Oh yeah. That's sensual.

(Moretti just gave a lecture to all the doctors and nurses about their work)
Abby: I've worked here for a long time, and uh you might think that this is the way to motivate people, but it's not.

(Moretti just explained how he wants the triage nurses to work faster)
Sam: That is a wonderful theory.
Moretti: You're taking this personally, Sam?
Sam: Yeah. I'm a nurse, I do triage. Yeah, I take it personally when you criticize the job I'm doing.

(Neela visits Ray at the hospital)
Neela: Maybe I could come visit you
Ray: Don't.
Neela: What?
Ray: Just don't tell me that you're going to do something when I know you won't.
Neela: Why don't you think that I'd come visit you?
Ray: Because that's what our relationship is, Neela. You give me hope and I, like a fool, believe you.
Neela: Ray, that's not true
Ray: It is true. I've waited for you, I trusted you, I fall for you and I even fell in love with you and for what? So you just could keep running back to Gates?
Neela: I'm not, that's what I've been trying to tell you. It's over. Tony and I are done.
Ray: Well, it doesn't really matter now, does it?

Frank: (talking about Dr. Moretti) The guy's a burnout, that's why they sent him down here. The ER is the elephant graveyard for doctors.

Moretti: (to Abby) And you in particular will have to get used to working with a Chief you aren't sleeping with.

Frank: Didn't anyone hear? The government raised the threat level to orange this morning.
Neela: What exactly does that mean?
Pratt: That means it's an election year.