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(When watching Abby & Jake and Neela & Luka) Sam: Did someone put something in the water today?

(Carter went to the media about a drug) Luka: It's true, right? Carter: (nods) Luka: Then you did a good thing. Carter: You say that like it matters.

Neela: Maybe we need to talk? Sam: Nah, we really don't. Neela: It's just, he helped me to adjust coming back to work here. He made things a lot easier, and I guess... I don't know, I got confused. Sam: I get confused every time I look at him.

Neela: It's like I forgot where I was... I was just looking at him like he was this huge... cupcake. Clerk: You want one? Neela: Nah, just a metaphor. Thanks. Abby: So... you have a crush on Luka. That's kinda weird.

Luka: Do you have an intern on this? Carter: I've got Ray. Luka: Ah, would you think about taking Neela instead? Carter: Why? Is there a problem? Luka: Just do me a favor, O.k? Carter: Alright. Send the Punjabi powerhouse my way.

Neela: New scores? Susan: Yep. We don't suck as much as we used to. And maybe next week we'll suck a little less. Abby: Must be our motivation speeches. Susan: We're pairing attendings with interns. Abby you got me, Neela you got Kovac. Neela: What? Susan: Yeah. Big Croatian guy. You can't miss him.

Sam: It's not funny, Luka. You're doing everything to encourage it. Luka: That's not true. Sam: Yeah, well it better not be. Otherwise I'm gonna have to get into some nasty chick fight with Neela. Luka: In the mud? Just don't hurt her. Sam: Only person who's gonna get hurt in here, is you. You got it?

Sam: Neela on today? Luka: Hmm? Sam: Neela on? Luka: I don't know. Think she is. Sam: Funny how that keeps working out. Luka: What? Sam: Nothing... Come on! She's young, single, lonely. She's got a crush on you. Luka: I'm a teacher. She's just trying to learn. Sam: Yeah, bet she is. Luka: Ah, come on! Sam: What? Everyone can see it. Luka: Who's everyone? Sam: Ah, Pratt, Frank, Jerry, Morris, Chuny, Haleh, even Murray. Luka: Murray?

(about Jake) Abby: Why did you stick me with this guy? Susan: When did everyone become such scheduling divas? Abby: Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo. Susan: Is there something wrong with him? Abby: No, he's excellent. He's very good. Susan: Oh, no... You like him, don't you? Abby: Okay, you know what...? Susan: You do! You're blushing! Abby: We never had this conversation. (starts to walk away) Susan: Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors?

Weaver: Susan, you're the boss. Tell him to keep his eye on the ball. Susan: (To Carter) No more computer access for you.

Sam: Dr.Carter, Dr.Weaver is on the phone for you. She sounds, kinda... Carter: Kinda what? Sam: ...Weaver-like.