(Ruby is mad at Carter for lying to him about his wife's condition) Carter: What do you want from me? Ruby: The truth! Carter: Fine. Your wife is dying and she isn't leaving this hospital! Ruby: Thank you! (he starts to leave) Carter: Ruby... I'm sorry. Ruby: Call me Mr. Rubadoux!
Carol: (to Doug) If you want to beat up on a father, call your own. This guy's doing the best he can.
Lewis: Do you have anything to eat? Greene: I think there's some Haggis left over. Lewis: What's that? Greene: Don't ask...
Haleh: What is that [haggis]? Morgenstern: Sheep's blood, intestines, and testicles; mixed in a gruel.
(while Morgenstern is playing the bagpipes) Greene: Is someone poking out a cat's eye in there?
Carol: Hey guys, we get an 8x10 glossy [of Morgenstern], none of us will ever work holidays again.
Carol: Guess who's in the suture room? Come on, guess. Doug: We don't wanna guess. Carol: He's wearing a Catholic girl's outfit. Plaid skirt, ballet slippers, frilly blouse. David Morganstern ring a bell? Doug: Our David Morganstern? Carol: Knee socks, too. Susan: Somebody get a camera!
Title: "True Lies" This episode shares a title with the 1994 film True Lies, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis.
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