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Dr. Elizabeth Corday
Dr. Luka Kovac
Dr. Kerry Weaver
Dr. Abby Lockhart
Dr. Greg Pratt
Dr. John Carter
Dr. Howard Ritzke
Dr. Archie Morris
Carter: Dr. Corday.
Carter: Maybe you can help me. I need some help with a patient.
Corday: I believe Dr. Dubenko's covering the ER today.
Carter: Well, I don't think that he wanted to take the case.
Corday: Oh, what? Is it too mundane for our new superstar?
Carter: I think it may be too illegal.
Corday: Oh, so he's cowardly and cocky. You know, he's the perfect compliment to Weaver's treachery and ambition. I'm sorry, Carter. If I have to deal with him, so do you. Good luck.
(about the ER)
Dubenko: They warned me about this place. They weren't kidding.
Carter: So, you aren't really living in the hospital, are you?
Barnett: Why, would that be a problem?
Carter: Might be a problem for Dr. Weaver. She has the place sprayed for interns.
Carter: Where is Ray?
Chuny: Try the roof.
Carter: What's he doing up there?
Chuny: I think he lives there.
Frank: He lives in the call room. He just cooks on the roof.
Urbanus: Abby, what would you do if the UA's normal on a two-year-old with fever, no source?
Abby: Call it viral syndrome, have them follow up with their PMD.
Urbanus: What if the kid just vomited all the Tylenol he got in Triage?
Abby: Uh, give him a rectal dose and explain to the parents that the fever won't hurt him.
Urbanus: And what would you do if a med student...asked you out?
Abby: Call for a psych consult.
(Morris walks by with Urbanus, Penny and Najeeb following him)
Carter: Hey, Morris. Can you take care of Delacourt in Three?
Morris: Just a back strain.
Carter: Don't forget about, uh, femoral and pedal pulses.
Morris: I never do. Why is it important to check leg pulses in this patient?
Urbanus: Arterial embolus?
Morris: (makes buzzer sound) Penny, to you.
Penny: Peripheral vascular disease?
Morris: Oooh, close, but no cigar. Maybe a little more studying, a little less time at the hair salon. Next contestant? Back pain can be either presenting symptom...
Najeeb: (into recording device in his ear) Back pain can be either presenting symptom...
Morris: ...in abdominal aortic disection.
Najeeb: ...in abdominal aortic disection.
Morris: Can I get some fries with that?
(Morris and med students walk away)
Malik: I guess it's true what they say. "Those who can't do, teach."
Sam: (to Carter) Yeah, but what is he teaching them? Yesterday, I caught him injecting lido with epi into a toe. Oh, I'm not kidding.
Carter: Hey, Morris! Wait up.
(While treating a cyclist)
Abby: (To Ray) Abrasions to the neck and hip, Dr. Bon Jovi.
Ray: Hey Rockhart.
Abby: What did you just call me?
(Luka and Alex are playing Playstation)
Luka: You're going down you little freak.
Alex: You suck.
Luka: You're worse at this than you are at soccer.
Alex: Bite me, you Slav bastard.
Sam: Alex! What did you just say?
Sam: What did you say?
Sam: I heard you. (to Luka) You heard him. What did he say?
Luka: I didn't hear anything. Might have been the game.
Alex: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you heard the game, Mom.
Sam: Yeah well, I don't wanna hear that kind of talk out of you. (to Luka) Or you.
Urbanus: That intern, Abby. Do you know if she's seeing anybody?
Frank: Just me. It's a casual, sexual relationship, but we're always looking for a third.
(Rasgotra is asked what she can do)
Rasgotra: Well, let's see: I can crack open your chest, reinflate your lung and squeeze your heart back to life.
Corday: (to Carter, about Dubenko) Well, don't look at me. I didn't hire him.
Kovac: What are you doing?
Carter: Couldn't sleep. Thought I'd get a jump on the day. How's the night shift going?
Kovac: Ugly, but it's been quiet for the last hour or so.
Carter: Well, that won't last. Sunburns, blown-off fingers, potluck food poisoning. Nothing like the ER on the Fourth of July.
Kovac: You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Carter: Well, anytime you mix alcohol, gunpowder and the great outdoors, you're in for a good time.
Abby: (to Ray about an altered patient) What is he, your dealer? Maybe we should tox screen you.
(Barnett sees Rasgotra at the counter)
Barnett: Didn't she used to work in the hospital?
Rasgotra: Hello and welcome to Jumbo Mart. Can I help you?
Lockhart: What are you doing?
Rasgotra: We have a special on our Fourth of July cupcakes. Buy two and get one free.
Barnett: Oh, sweet.
Lockhart: When you said you were looking for a job I thought you meant at another hospital or a clinic maybe.
Rasgotra: I didn't have much luck.
Lockhart: You only looked for one day.
Rasgotra: This is the only job I can get because I'm a loser.
Lockhart: You are not a loser.
Barnett: At least you're close to the hospital.
(Lockhart grunts and kicks Barnett)
Rasgotra: Which is as close as I'm ever gonna get.
Lockhart: That's not true.
Rasgotra: Yes, it is. I blew it. I blew everything. I've got no job, no apartment, no money. I mean, look at me. I'm not even American.
Although in the opening credits, Ming-Na does not appear in this episode.
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