Greg: You want to get some coffee? I know a great place a couple blocks from here.
Jeanie: You know what, it's getting late and I've got to work early tomorrow.
Greg: Are you sure that's the reason?
Jeanie: Well, I'm afraid.
Greg: Of what?
Jeanie: Of liking you too much. (he kisses her)
Greg: What's wrong?
Jeanie: Nobody's done that in a really long time. Aren't you afraid?
(he kisses her again)
Doug: How did you end up going out with two women on the same night?
Mark: Scheduling mix-up. Any suggestions?
Doug: Dinner with one, drinks with the other.
Mark: Yeah... I think they're both expecting the works.
Doug: Who do you like more?
Mark: Well, Heather's a lot of fun.
Doug: Fun's good.
Mark: Polly, she's... she's very spiritual.
Doug: Spiritual like what? Like, like crystals or something?
Mark: Heather's got Bulls tickets.
Doug: Bulls! Say no more.
Mark: Yeah, you're right. I'll call Polly. I'll make up an excuse and go out with her tomorrow night.
Doug: You're playing with fire here.
Mark: I can juggle.
Doug: You're gonna get burnt. Women can smell deceit.
Mark: You ought to know.
Doug: Those days are long gone, my friend.
Mark: So, what do you do now?
Doug: Give advice.
Chuny: I thought you had a date.
Chuny: They busted you?
Mark: They busted me.
Chuny: Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?
Mark: Just you.
Mark: Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.
Chuny: Yeah, so that was like a public service.
Mark: Yeah. Other than that, I was totally faithful.
Chuny: Oh, I feel blessed.
(Carter has just finished the appendectomy on Benton)
Carter: I am ready to close.
Dr. Hicks: Nice work, Carter.
Carter: Thanks. Maybe I'll staple my name into his belly.
Wendy: This pamphlet says that 40% of all doctors don't wash their hands between patients.
Doug: No kidding.
Wendy: Yeah. And medical personnel pick their noses on average of three times an hour. And many interns only bathe twice a week...
Doug: (interrupting) Wendy, there's a limit on how well informed I want to be.
(Ross and Weaver walk into the ER for their shift; she notices that he is using a crutch but does not see his injured ankle)
Weaver: Doug, that's not funny...
(to Benton, as he awakens from anesthesia)
Hicks: Dr. Benton, I'm pregnant.
Weaver: Dr. Benton, I'm pregnant.
Carter: Dr. Benton, I'm pregnant.
Benton: Where's Dr. Hicks?
Carter: Oh, there's been a last minute substitution.
Carter: Don't worry, Dr. Benton. We're going to take very good care of you.
(when Carter sees that his appendectomy patient is Benton)
Carter: Whoa! Ho, ho, ho, ho... There is a God!
Jeanie: The most important thing is to wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
Jerry: What? Every time?
George Clooney injured his ankle just before filming of this episode began, so the script was rewritten to incorporate his injury.
This episode received an Emmy Award nomination in the category of Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series (Neal Baer). In addition, Veronica Cartwright, who portrayed "Norma Houston" in both this episode and in a subsequent episode titled "Faith," received a nomination in the category of Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series.
Music: (playing during Benton's surgery) "Ride of the Valkyries," Richard Wagner, composer; "Mack the Knife," Louis Armstrong
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