Season 7 Episode 16

Witch Hunt

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Mar 01, 2001 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carter: (about his much younger girlfriend) She's very mature for her age. She's cool, she's fun, she's...
      Abby: She's Britney Spears's little sister.

    • Kerry: I am so sorry, Kim.
      Kim: Me too. Go back to your life, Kerry.
      Kerry: No, no, don't. You can't do this. We have something good.
      Kim: What? What do we have? A relationship that you're ashamed of in public?
      Kerry: No, no you're right. I wish I could be like you. I wish I could be as comfortable and secure with this as you are but not you! I have been on the outside my whole life, fighting for acceptance and respect, and now you're asking me to do it all over again?
      Kim: I'm not asking you for anything.

    • Legaspi: (to Romano) There's a difference between being gay and being a child molester!

    • Anspaugh: Patients with psychological problems falsely accuse their doctors of all sorts of things. I had a guy today blame me for hypnotizing him in order to drink his blood.
      Romano: Well, we'll have to look into that another day, Donald, but the fact is, to the best of my knowledge you are not actually a vampire. Doctor Legaspi, however, is a lesbian, am I right?

    • Kerry: How many openly gay women do you know in hospital administrative positions?
      Kim: Kerry...
      Kerry: No, it doesn't happen!
      Kim: What does that have to do with anything?
      Kerry: I am trying to explain why this is difficult for me.
      Kim: Guess what, Kerry—this isn't about you. This is about a confused and frightened young woman who would rather kill herself than deal with the stigma of being gay... Maybe it is about you.

    • (Romano comments on Weaver's words after she testifies for Legaspi )
      Dr. Romano: Wow! That's really convincing. Please remind me never to ask you to testify on my behalf.

    • Patient Georgia: There's a crack in your life line.
      Greene: It's probably dry skin.

    • Patient Mary: What if Jesus comes for me and I'm not here?
      Legaspi: I'll have one of the nurses send him upstairs.

    • Luka: Look, there's an entire warehouse in here for the price of some condos.
      Abby: That is very nice. Especially in the summer when all you smell is dead flesh. It's the slaughter house district.
      Luka: It's still a good deal!
      Abby: You know, first you live in a boat, then a hotel, now a meat plant. What's next? Tree house?
      Luka: You're really not a morning person, are you.

    • Greene: Mr. Kinney can go home. There's no known cure for being a pain in the ass.

    • Luka: I got breakfast.
      Abby: I don't believe in breakfast.
      Luka: It's the most important meal of the day.
      Abby: That's never been medically proven.

    • Babcock: You think Greene developed that brain tumor after she got pregnant?

    • Anspaugh: Pay no attention to him [Romano]. This too..., will pass.

    • Malucci: Todd is a basement wrestler.
      Greene: I had an uncle that was a closet ballerina.

    • Abby: Did the hotel fire you for getting up too early?
      Luka: No.
      Abby: Well somebody should.

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