Shelly: Good morning.
Rita: Shelly, why are you wearing a toilet seat cover?
Shelly: Shut up.
Janie: That's not a fashion "no." That's a fashion "hell no."
Shelly: This is my birthday gift from Grant. It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Rita: Well, I think this proves that Grant isn't the right guy for you.
Janie: Rita, I know you're not criticizing Grant for making one little mistake. You dated that guy who stole money out of your purse for two months.
Rita: But I got even when I slept with his father.
Janie: Well, at least this proves that Grant isn't on the D.L. A gay man would never give you something that damn ugly.
Shelly: Can you believe this? I look like Bozo's black sister, Boziqua.