Lyrics to the song "Morning Announcements":
Lawrence Junior High, wont you lend me an ear
I hope this PA system is loud and clear
Now listen up people, I got something to say
These are the morning announcements for today
Be sure to check the lost and found between classes
There's a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses
Looks like somebody lost there pants
There's an old salami sandwich and some complimentary ants (eww)
I hope you 7th graders got a lot of rest
Because today's your physical endurance test
Tugnut's wearin' a crazy grin,
6th period, in the gym, let the pain begin!
That's all for this morning, oh did I mention?
Theres only one name on the list for detention
He's never been accused of overachievin'
He's that goofy little troublemaker
Louis Stevens (who?)
Louis Stevens (oh)
Now I'm leavin', Out.