Even Stevens

Louis: Ren, I have been thinking in a different finale. Ren: No, thanks. I have work to do. Louis: But, Ren just read it. Ren: (reading) Abigail Addams run towards John, and gives him a haircut. A haircut?!! Louis: Yeah, that. You don´t see it in all the plays. Ren: I know what your trying to do, you just dont want zack to kiss tawny. Louis: Ren, do you wanna embarrass me in front of all the school? Ren: Yeah! And now goodbye. (she closes the door in his face)

Donnie: (to Beans) You're a crying machine. Well, I wanna cry too.

Steve Stevens: (to Donnie) You know son, there's nothing wrong with a man having a good cry sometimes. In fact, that's healthy.

Louis: I feel...like skipping. Twitty: So skip, skip man! (Louis starts to skip)

Tawny: The kiss... it was very surprising... I liked it. Louis: Well why didn't you say anything, we could have kissed up a storm!

(During the play) Louis: Hark! Your chariot awaits madam! Zack: But I must say goodbye to my beloved. Louis: Yeah well you're just gonna have to send a postcard.. or any e-mail or something, because she's gotta go!

Donnie: (crying) When his eyes are open, and when they're closed, that's all the time!

Zack: I will think of you on two occasions; when my eyes are open, and when they are closed.

Louis: You gotta understand, I tried to be mature and cool. And, and the next thing I know I'm up on stage wearing Tom's pants. Tawny: So what are we supposed to do? Louis: Let's just say one of us might not be ready for a relationship.

Coach Tugnut: First girlfriend? Louis: Yep. Coach Tugnut: Get ready for a lifetime of pain.

Beans: Dinner? What are we having for dinner? Steve Stevens: (to Eileen) Did you adopt him without telling me?

Tawny: I never had a boyfriend before. Louis: Me neither!

Coach Tugnut: (to Ren) Your play is a rancid pile of stinking garbage.