Everwood

Ephram: I've got five girls competing not to go out with me.

Amy: There has to be some way we can enjoy this. Ephram: Sedated.

Ephram: How does he do it? Amy: What, act like a moron? It comes naturally.

Bright: Can you believe it? Four dates. God, I rule.

Amy: There's just no point. If Ephram wanted to go with me, he would ask me. Bright: No he wouldn't. Amy: Yes he would. Bright: Do you think he's a glutton for punishment? A total glutton for punishment? You rejected the guy like six-hundred times last year. He's not gonna out on a limb and ask you. Even if he was dying to.

Doctor Douglas: Do this, Andy; get your place back. Andy: I don't want my place back. Doctor Douglas: Your reputation. Andy: I don't care what people think of me. Dr. Douglas: Then do it because this patient needs you and you need him.

Andy: I didn't do anything wrong with Colin. Not a thing.

Amy: If I ask him again, he's going to know that I like him.

Andy: How do you know? Edna: Because I'm older and smarter then you are. And better looking.

Ephram: (about Bright) How does he do it? Amy: What? Act like a moron? It comes naturally to him.

Harold: (To Linda) Family isn't a life? Forgive me for being confused.

Andy: (To Ephram) We're not as dumb and clueless as they think we are!

Ephram: Has Paige been sampling her little brother's Ritalin again? Amy: It's just something about prom that freaks everyone out.

Bright: (To Amy) What are you holding out for anyways? Ephram. You're holding out for Ephram.

Amy (To Bright): It's not a thing. Just, I like him.

Bright: (To Amy) I've got to narrow it down to my top six choices. Today after lunch the girls compete for the final challenge: tying maraschino cherry stems with their tongues. And then we wrap it up tomorrow with the interview.

Linda: (To Harold) Harry, this is my situation. I am not a practicing physician anymore. I am not a member of this community in good standing anymore. And I am no, dating Andy Brown anymore. That's the reality and it's not going to change.

Andy: What if I'm wrong? Edna: You weren't. Andy: How do you know? Edna: Because I'm older and smarter than you are, and better looking. Andy: I agree with the last part, but I miss her.

Bright: Man, you've got a higher kill rate than the marines. None of these guys are good enough for ya? Amy: None of these guys make me think that prom is going to be anything other than depressing and long.

Narrator Irv: There are things that go without saying and there are things better left unsaid. There are things that should never be uttered out loud and there are things you've got to hear to believe. But the ones that stay with us are the things we long to say, but don't.

Madison: Did you get Mr. Holemback's limo? Ephram: No, we got something else. Bigger, but weirder.

Andy: (To Doc. Douglas) I learned from you how to be as cold, as calculated, as brutal as greatness requires.

Harold (To Linda): Explaining loyalty to you is like describing colors to the blind. You just never get it. Just run, like you always do. I never thought you'd stay anyway.