Everwood Season 2 Episode 8

Thurman: Phil said to take it off, I think he meant cancer.
Dr. Abbott: He meant the bunion Thurman. Take off the bunion, now come back Tuesday.
Thurman: What if it's a malignant growth?
Dr. Abbot: It's a bunion, now get out of here!

Harry: (to the crowd) Excuse me! Real doctor coming through!

Edna: (to Andy) You also promised Delia a horse. I don't see Mr. Ed galloping around here.

Narrator Irv: There are moments in life so archetypal, that theres only one proper response, one right thing to say. But as humans, each with our own idiosyncrasies, preferences, and perceptions, we may not always have the response that the universe or, say, our parents want or expect us to have. It is at moments such as these that we realize that the truth has a distinct cost that cant be bargained down. And in these moments we must choose whether to pay the price.

Ephram: (To Car Dealership) If this is my future, even my past is starting to look good.

Andy: (To Delia) A patient I diagnosed with the flu has life threatening Meningitis. And Phil the mechanic is psychic.

Harold: (To Linda) It's too bad you inherited our mothers sense of humor.

Edna: (To Andy) You like Linda. Linda likes you. You are both nincompoops who will do nothing about it.

Harry: (To Louise) Louise I'm having a premonition! I'm seeing the rest of my appointments cancelled for the day.