Everwood Season 1 Episode 13

Wendell: Who cares why he likes you. Nepotism is a beautiful thing E, embrace it.
Ephram: Don't ever call me E again.

Bright: I've always been fond of you. I'm just, you know…shy.
Ephram: Name one thing you like about me.
Bright: One thing, how 'bout a thousand. You're sensitive. You're extremely clean…

Andy: You two friends now?
Ephram: Kind of. It turns out we have some things in common.
Andy: You mean Amy?
Ephram: Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Amy.
Andy: So, why aren't you sitting with him?
Ephram: Because of Amy.

Amy: What's going on between you and Colin. I mean...why are you being all buddy-buddy with him?
Ephram: I'm not being buddy-buddy with anyone, alright. He approached me.
Amy: He did!. . .I mean, he did? Why?
Ephram: I don't know. Maybe he thinks I'm pretty.

Wendell: Dude, what are you doing? The popular table beckons.
Ephram: So?
Wendell: So? You can't say no. That's like saying no to free comics. Or saying no to making out with Gwyneth Paltrow. Such things just aren't done.

Colin: Bright told me about you.
Ephram: Look, I don't know what Bright told you but he's running on empty as far as brain cells are concerned.