Everybody Hates Chris
The CW (ended 2009)
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Season 4
- Ep 22Everybody Hates G.E.D.5/8/09
It's the last week of school and while Drew decides he wants to try out for Amateur Night at the Apollo even without a talent at his disposal, Chris is informed that if he gets one more tardy he will have to repeat the 10th grade. He gets that last tardy, then he decides to drop out of high school and get his G.E.D.moreless - Ep 21Everybody Hates Bomb Threats5/1/09
When Chris is given the task of memorizing the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment, Chris cooks up a surprising way of postponing his presentation. Meanwhile, Rochelle has problems of her own when a customer puts a hex on her. - Ep 20Everybody Hates Tasha4/24/09
Chris finally manages to ask out Tasha and she accepts but then Chris doesn't expect that all his free time and only doing things that Tasha wants to do is the result of being with his long-standing crush. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers Julius' shocking secret! - Ep 19Everybody Hates Back Talk4/3/09
Chris decides to take a stand against Rochelle by refusing to do his household chores, causing Rochelle to complain to Julius that her son is disrespecting her. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar thinks he is dying and decides to start saying whatever is on his mind. - Ep 18Everybody Hates the Car3/27/09
Chris is finally able to buy a car when he gets his driver's license but when it is stolen and vandalized, Chris realises having ownership of a car is a huge responsibility. Meanwhile, Rochelle finds Julius' hidden racing form. - Ep 17Everybody Hates Spring Break3/20/09
Chris accidentally hits Greg while test driving the janitor's car, landing Greg in the hospital with a broken leg and Rochelle taking care of him. Meanwhile, Julius must figure out a way to entertain Drew and Tonya when it rains the entire time they are on vacation at the beach. - Ep 16Everybody Hates Lasagna3/13/09
Chris just can't say no when a criminal on the run asks him to hide a stash of marijuana. But where can he hide it without it being discovered? Meanwhile, Peaches and Rochelle clash when Vanessa insists Rochelle learn the new computer system at the beauty salon. - Ep 15Everybody Hates Boxing2/6/09
Coach Thurman spots Caruso bullying Chris and suggests he take up boxing to defend himself. Meanwhile, Julius has a new set of problems when he suspects Rochelle of adultery and catches the eye of a female neighbour... - Ep 14Everybody Hates PSAT's1/30/09
Rochelle inadvertently prevents Chris from "cramming" for an upcoming PSAT test by taking the family out to a social event. Knowing a good score will help him get into college, Chris resorts to cheating... - Ep 13Everybody Hates Fake IDs1/23/09
In order to attend an over 18 Fat Boys concert, Chris and Greg realize they need fake IDs to get in.
''Meanwhile, Rochelle plans a surprise party for Julius and Drew makes it his mission to track down the company that sold him a "faulty" pair of x-ray glasses. - Ep 12Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets1/16/09
Chris and Greg decide to join the wrestling team to earn a varsity jacket in order to impress the ladies. Meanwhile, Rochelle attempts to lose weight by drinking a popular weight-loss drink which gives Julius a money-saving idea and Tonya jeopardises Drew's all-girl singing group. - Ep 10Everybody Hates New Year's Eve12/12/08
New Year's Eve in Times Square is something Chris really wants this year but needs an adult to accompany him. And that is where problems arise...
''Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew make a bet to see who can stay up the longest and Julius becomes a local hero. - Ep 9Everybody Hates James11/28/08
Julius begins to take marriage advice from "The Oprah Winfrey Show" leading Rochelle to suspect an affair. Meanwhile, Chris volunteers for the "Big Brothers" program and is shocked when he learns the identity of his "little brother". - Ep 8Everybody Hates Big Bird11/21/08
When the dorkiest girl in school, who everyone calls "Big Bird", asks Chris out on a date, he agrees but only to spare her feelings. He soon realizes after spending time with her that he genuinely likes her. - Ep 7Everybody Hates Snitches11/14/08
Chris has a dilemma when a reward is offered for anyone who witnessed a shoot-out outside a movie theater. Chris was there but he was supposed to be babysitting Tonya and Drew - what will he do?''Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle have a very eventful anniversary at a Broadway musical. - Ep 6Everybody Hates Doc's10/20/11
- Ep 6Everybody Hates Mr. Levine1/9/09
Chris receives help from a complete stranger during a city-wide blackout and decides to return the favour by helping the old man meet new friends. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers she is one year younger than she thought she was and Greg searches for an identity. - Ep 6Everybody Hates Doc's11/7/08
Doc has a new girlfriend who is making life hard for Chris so he decides it's time to get her to move on. Rochelle is not happy when she finds a bra in Julius' sock drawer, but what she doesn't know is that Tonya is the one that hid it there.moreless - Ep 5Everybody Hates My Man10/31/08
Although warned by Greg that it's a bad idea, Chris starts to help the football team with their homework as a means to socialize with the cool kids. As a result, Chris ends up failing his own exams.''''Meanwhile, Julius begins a new job collecting dead bodies for Mr. Omar's funeral home and soon finds himself appreciating life more. He begins to buy numerous gifts for his friends and relatives, but then ends up with financial troubles.moreless - Ep 4Everybody Hates the English Teacher10/24/08
After Julius and Rochelle raise the rent, Mr. Omar demands reparations and moves in with the family while his apartment is being repaired. While there, he begins to play blackjack with Drew and Tonya using real money. ''''Meanwhile, Chris is assigned to do a book report and decides to watch the movie instead of reading the book as an easy way out. However, as he later learns from Greg, the movie he saw did not match the book assigned.moreless - Ep 3Everybody Hates Homecoming10/17/08
Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable wants to meet him before the dance. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours.moreless - Ep 2Everybody Hates Cake10/10/08
Chris and another student Angel make a deal. Chris helps Angel with his homework and Angel helps Chris with a new girl. Rochelle tries to do the right thing by making friends with an ex-con who just moved back to the neighborhood, but what is she going to do when he won't leave her alone. Tonya and Drew watch Mr. Omar's fish while he's out of town.moreless - Ep 1Everybody Hates Tattaglia10/3/08
Chris is heading off to high school. While he's hoping to find diversity, the new principal at Tattaglia decides that Chris should be in the only all white home room. Tonya gets a job at Vanessa's Beauty Salon but how will the customers feel about her honesty?
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Season 3
- Ep 22Everybody Hates Graduation5/18/08
Chris is disappointed when he finds out that Greg will be going to a different high school next year. He tries to get the necessary grant money so he can afford to go to Greg's school. Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tanya's dance partner in Swan Lake after her ballet partner gets hurt.moreless - Ep 21Everybody Hates Mother's Day5/11/08
When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle perfume as a Mother's Day gift, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys it from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Meanwhile, Drew and Julius do a spot of spring cleaning and make an expensive find.moreless - Ep 20Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance5/3/08
When Chris becomes the only boy in school without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Greg suggests he ask a loner girl without a date. She accepts, but trouble ensues when word gets out about the inter-racial pairing.
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''Meanwhile, Rochelle gets excited about Tanya's request to take ballet classes and Drew joins Julius' brother in a new venture.moreless - Ep 19Everybody Hates Being Cool4/27/08
Chris' attempt to be a "cool" kid lands him in hot water when he is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school. Kicking him while he's down, Tonya blackmails him when she finds out before their parents do. Meanwhile, Rochelle decides to teach Julius a lesson. - Ep 18Everybody Hates Earth Day4/20/08
It's Earth Day in Bed Stuy and Chris decides to collect cans because he believes it will be easy and that he can get Julius to help. Meanwhile, Rochelle is called into Tonya's school for inappropriate behavior and realizes just where Tonya's attitude comes from. - Ep 17Everybody Hates Ex-Cons4/13/08
Malvo returns and enlists Chris' help to make a fresh start. Drew inadvertently upsets Julius when he declares himself a Mets fan instead of a Dodgers fan like his father; and Rochelle steps in when she witnesses poor parenting skills from one of Tonya's friend's parents. - Ep 16Everybody Hates the BFD4/6/08
Chris has to take part in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Director's scholarship fund when he tries to raise enough money to go to a Run DMC concert. Meanwhile, Rochelle jumps at the chance to get a break at home when she injures her arm. - Ep 15Everybody Hates Gretzky3/30/08
When Drew decides to cut school to find Wayne Gretzky, Chris reluctantly agrees to go with him. - Ep 14Everybody Hates Easter3/23/08
Chris wants to take Tasha to her Easter pageant after she breaks up with her boyfriend but Chris already has a commitment. Rochelle competes with a new member of the church to win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition, which she has won for four years in a row. Julius pretends he has to work so he can stay home and watch a baseball game.moreless - Ep 13Everybody Hates the First Kiss3/16/08
Chris makes plans to get invited to a party so he can experience his first kiss with Tasha. Julius makes Tonya spy on her mother when the family spot Rochelle's ex at dinner. Drew shows his dark side when he lends Mr. Omar five dollars. '' - Ep 12Everybody Hates Bad Boys3/9/08
Chris goes through a transitional phase when he discovers Tasha, his long-standing crush, likes "bad boys" and ditches his "nice guy" image. Meanwhile, Julius is named employee of the month and wins a free family dinner at a fancy restaurant with surprising restrictions. - Ep 11Everybody Hates the Port Authority3/2/08
The family take a trip down South when a distant relative of Julius dies. While waiting for a bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius are conned into a gambling scam and lose all their money...Will they tell Rochelle? - Ep 10Everybody Hates Kwanzaa12/10/07
Chris has to do a school assignment during the holiday break. He decides to do a good deed and helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother. Meanwhile, Julius decides that the family should celebrate Kwanzaa instead of Christmas because it's less expensive. - Ep 9Everybody Hates The New Kid11/26/07
When another African American kid goes to Corleone he and Chris hit it off, unfortunately Albert doesn't get along with most of the other kids including Greg. When Julius and Rochelle get a tax refund Julius thinks it's a mistake and is afraid when he finds out Rochelle spent it. - Ep 8Everybody Hates Minimum Wage11/19/07
Chris goes to work at a Chinese restaurant after Doc refuses to give him a raise. Drew is failing a class so Rochelle and Julius have to go in to meet the teacher. - Ep 7Everybody Hates Houseguests11/12/07
Greg comes to stay at Chris' house while his father is out of town but Chris starts to have regrets. To make extra money, Julius drives taxis in his spare time where one of his customers turns out to be a fugitive. - Ep 6Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy11/5/07
Chris joins the school newspapers' writing staff but his skills as a writer doesn't go down well so he invents a scandalous story that goes too far when it accidentally causes a panic in the neighborhood. - Ep 5Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad10/29/07
Chris is left alone in Mr. Omar's apartment when his family comes down with the flu and Mr. Omar, who's supposed to look after him until the family recovers, leaves him for a widowed woman. Greg then suggests he invite Tasha over for some 'alone time'. However, things spiral out of control when news spreads of Chris' newfound independence.moreless - Ep 4Everybody Hates Blackie10/22/07
Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls. - Ep 3Everybody Hates Driving10/15/07
When Chris offers to move his father's car, things get worse when he drives to school to show off for Tasha. - Ep 2Everybody Hates Caruso10/8/07
After getting bullied Caruso stops bullying everyone else which upsets the balance at school. Julius tries to keep secret that he's been forced to take his vacation days. - Ep 1Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor10/1/07
When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.
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Season 2
- Ep 22Everybody Hates the Last Day5/14/07
Chris plays a prank on Caruso on the last day of school. Drew wears his cap and gown before his Graduation against Rochelle's wishes. Julius tries to unclog Mr. Omar's drain. - Ep 21Everybody Hates Math5/7/07
Rochelle decides to help tutor Chris for a math competition in algebra, when Chris doesn't think she's helping he turns to his grandmother Maxine for help. Tonya blackmails Drew when she takes the blame for breaking Julius' favorite chair for Drew. - Ep 20Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes4/30/07
When Chris secretly listens to his parents' comedy albums, he discovers that telling dirty jokes to his classmates is the key to popularity. Drew has to deal with an unwanted admirer in the neighborhood; and Rochelle decides to find her mother a man. - Ep 19Everybody Hates Gambling4/23/07
Doc discovers that Chris is a natural at picking the game winners, making Chris everyone's favorite odds-maker. Things change when Paulie the local bookie shows up to see Chris. Tonya tries to beat Drew at checkers. - Ep 18Everybody Hates Baseball3/26/07
Chris must decide between going to a baseball game with his Dad and brother, or going to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle forgets to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club. Rochelle's brother asks her hairdresser out on a date. - Ep 17Everybody Hates DJ's3/19/07
Chris is a hit as a DJ after the neighborhood DJ gets arrested during a party. Chris has a problem when he scratches Rochelle's James Brown album. Julius passes out when he sees a rabbit at a magic show he takes Drew to. - Ep 16Everybody Hates Chain Snatching2/26/07
When Chris ruins Malvo's plans to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he must figure out a way to replace it or pay the price to Malvo. ''Rochelle finds out that Julius has kept a credit card secret from her for over 15 years. Tonya tries to win Billy Ocean concert tickets from a radio station.moreless - Ep 15Everybody Hates Cutting School2/19/07
When Ms. Morello is off of school for the day, Chris and Greg cut school to go see Ghostbusters. Drew and Tonya aren't happy that Rochelle is going to help out at their school. Julius renews his license at DMV. - Ep 14Everybody Hates The Substitute2/12/07
The substitute teacher expects more from Chris which is making things very hard for him. Tanya figures out if she accuses Drew of hitting her things go her way. - Ep 13Everybody Hates Snow Day2/5/07
When school is closed for a snow day, Chris is the only one that shows up, so he has to spend the day with Principal Edwards until they get get in touch with his parents. When Julius realizes that Chris isn't around he goes to find him, and Rochelle is a robbed on the subway.moreless - Ep 12Everybody Hates Hall Monitors1/29/07
Chris gets no respect when he has hall monitor duty. Greg tells him to "step up his game" but the power goes to Chris' head and he could lose Greg as his friend. Tonya finds out her popularity is because the girls want to get close to Drew. - Ep 11Everybody Hates Eggs1/22/07
For a lesson on parenting skills Chris is given an egg to take care of as if it were his child. When the electricity bill is over budget, Julius decides to figure out why. Drew a werewolf? That's what Tanya thinks so she's afraid to sleep. - Ep 10Everybody Hates Kris12/11/06
In order to make some extra money, Julius and Chris take a job at a department store as Santa and an elf. Things don't go well when Julius is fired and Chris ends up in the hospital. - Ep 9Everybody Hates Superstition11/27/06
Everything goes right for Chris when Julius loans him his lucky socks. Drew and Tonya play Julius and Rochelle against each other to get what they want. Drew enters the talent show at school, but nobody wants to tell him he can't sing. - Ep 8Everybody Hates Thanksgiving11/20/06
Guest star Wayne Brady play Julius' succesful younger brother. Julius tries to impress him with the perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but things don't go smoothly. - Ep 7Everybody Hates Promises11/13/06
Chris faces an impeachment hearing. Rochelle's brother moves in after being kicked out by their mother, but it's more than Julius can take. Tonya asks Drew to show her how to "Double Dutch." - Ep 6Everybody Hates The Buddy System11/6/06
The new principal, Mr. Edwards, decides that the best way to solve the issues between Chris and Caruso is to have them become buddies on a school field trip. When Rochelle's favorite earrings are missing Tanya is the prime suspect. Julius tries to find a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew. - Ep 5Everybody Hates Malvo10/30/06
Chris loses his job when he refuses to tell Doc who robbed the store while Chris was in charge of the cash register. Julius brings home an old Betamax machine. - Ep 4Everybody Hates a Liar10/23/06
Chris gets the everyone in the neighborhood to believe that he is dating Tasha. That doesn't set well with Tasha's grandmother Louise and she makes sure that Rochelle knows about it. Julius must redeem all of the trading stamps he's been saving. Drew thinks that Rochelle is paying more attention to Chris and Tonya than to him.moreless - Ep 3Everybody Hates Elections10/16/06
Chris knows the only way to win the election is by giving the best speech ever but when his speech is stolen by Caruso, he knows he has to do something drastic. Rochelle rents the upstairs apartment to Mr. Omar, the local funeral director. Drew finds and spends the ten dollars that Rochelle lost.moreless - Ep 2Everybody Hates the Class President10/8/06
Chris runs for class president, with his friend Greg as running mate. When a poll reveals that Chris has no chance of winning, he drops Greg for someone more popular. Julius is diagnosed with high blood pressure, and Rochelle decides he must reduce the stress in his life. - Ep 1Everybody Hates Rejection10/1/06
After Julius' truck is stolen Rochelle decides to get involved with a neighborhood watch group, but instead ends up in a competition with new neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg). Chris asks out a new girl in the neighborhood hoping not to get rejected again. Drew has the girls all over him when he volunteers to be a crossing guard.moreless
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Season 1
- Ep 22Everybody Hates Father's Day5/11/06
While Chris finds his dad the perfect gift, Julius decides he would like to spend Father's Day alone... - Ep 21Everybody Hates Jail5/4/06
Chris must raise cash for the school trip by selling cookies.
''Meanwhile Julius regrets sending Rochelle to Dreamgirls while he looks after Tonya and Drew who have chicken pox - Ep 20Everybody Hates Playboy4/27/06
Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must work out a way to get it back before Julius realizes it's gone... - Ep 19Everybody Hates Drew4/20/06
Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, Tonya goes with Rochelle to the beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping. - Ep 18Everybody Hates Corleone4/13/06
The daily beatings at his school have Chris wanting to change schools. But when Julius and Rochelle won't let him change Chris resorts to attempts at getting himself expelled. Julius gets a job at a fish market. He makes more money, but his family is upset because he always comes home smelling like fish.moreless - Ep 17Everybody Hates Funerals3/23/06
Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit to Rochelle and the family, and the extended family comes to town to pay their respects. - Ep 16Everybody Hates the Gout3/2/06
Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents.
''Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas. - Ep 15Everybody Hates the Lottery2/16/06
Chris receives a challenge to his crown of asteroid champion.
''Julius and Rochelle agree to give up some guilty pleasures. - Ep 14Everybody Hates Valentine's Day2/9/06
While Chris develops a crush, Julius and Rochelle have their work cut out dealing with all of Tonya's and Drew's admirers. - Ep 13Everybody Hates Picture Day2/2/06
Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool. Rochelle tries to earn extra money selling cosmetics from home. - Ep 12Everybody Hates A Part-Time Job1/19/06
After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's not as easy as he thinks...
''And Drew dares Tonya to drink hot sauce which ends in disaster - Ep 11Everybody Hates A Part-Time Job7/21/11
- Ep 11Everybody Hates Christmas12/15/05
It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because of broken water heater.
''Chris is suprised to discover who the canned food drive is really for... - Ep 10Everybody Hates Greg11/24/05
Chris and Greg fall out when they break the rule of 'no computer games' after school at Greg's house. Back at the Rock home, Tonya is missing Chris as she can't blame everything on him. - Ep 9Everybody Hates Food Stamps11/17/05
Julius finds $200 in food stamps but Rochelle is too embarrassed to let Sheila see them, so she dips into the family savings while at the store. This leads to trouble at home when Julius has all kinds of ideas on how they can spend the cash they saved by using the stamps. Elsewhere, Chris and Greg fall out over a school science project.moreless - Ep 8Everybody Hates the Laundromat11/10/05
While Julius and Rochelle go shopping for a new TV, Chris has to take his warring siblings to the laundromat. Then things take a turn for the worse when Tonya storms out. - Ep 7Everybody Hates the Babysitter11/3/05
When Julius and Rochelle have a special 'date night' they hire a baby-sitter. But Chris is called upon to take charge when she leaves to take care of something personal. - Ep 6Everybody Hates Halloween10/27/05
It's Halloween and Chris is excited when another girl invites him to a costume party. But Caruso has plans for him...
''''Back at home, Julius buys cheap candy for the local kids. - Ep 5Everybody Hates Fat Mike10/20/05
Chris lets a neighbourhood kid ride his bike, despite Julius's warnings, and he takes off with it.
''''When Julius's co-workers go on strike he takes up some of the housework, much to Rochelle's annoyance. - Ep 4Everyone Hates Basketball7/21/11
- Ep 4Everybody Hates Sausage10/13/05
When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the her and Rochelle
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While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumour goes round about him beating up the school bully, Joey.
- Ep 3Everyone Hates Keisha7/21/11
- Ep 3Everybody Hates Basketball10/6/05
Chris joins the school bastketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped.
''''Back at home Julius gets a lodger after he offers 6 months rent up front, despite the fact he makes Rochelle nervous. - Ep 2Everyone Hates Sausage7/21/11
- Ep 2Everybody Hates Keisha9/29/05
When Chris's mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at math, Chris sees this as an ideal chance to impress her. But someone else may have the same intentions.
''Meanwhile, Julius finds himself in an awkward position when he becomes attracted to another woman, Sheila. - Ep 1Everybody Hates the Pilot9/22/05
Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and dealing with the school bully, Joey.
