Everybody Hates Chris

Rochelle: What did you say? Chris: I said no. (Fantasy Sequence) Rochelle: That's what I thought you said. (starts throwing silverware at Chris, pinning him to the wall) Rochelle (pulls out knife) Now say it again!

Monk: I also will take that, uh... helmet and those death darts. Mr. Omar: That's a crock-pot and pens, man! Monk: Not in the jungle, it's not. You know, I can make me a hand grenade out of a can of Cheez Whiz and a dress sock. Mr. Omar: Well, you need to use it to blow your own brains out. Don't they have centers for people like you?

Chris: Why didn't you wake me up? I'm late for school! Rochelle: You grown. Wake yourself up. If you don't wanna do nothin' for me, I ain't doin' nothin' for you. Chris: (narrating) And she didn't.

Vanessa: Chris, you are a child. Parents don't negotiate with children.

Rochelle: Where have you been? Julius: I stopped to get coffee. Narrator: With his coffee coupon.

Narrator: While my mother was teachin' me lessons about life, Mr. Omar was teachin' a lesson about death.

Narrator: How come when a woman says, "Fine," it's never actually fine?

Narrator: When you're a kid, one of the most important lessons you learn is when your parents tell you to do something... Rochelle: Y'all better eat that liver. Chris, Drew and Tonya: Yes, ma'am. Narrator: ...you do it, no matter what you think.

Narrator: I had put my foot down, but unfortunately, it was into my own grave.

Chris: Ma, I didn't eat all the dinner by myself. I shouldn't have to clean it all up by myself. Rochelle: I don't wear all the clothes, but... I wash them by myself. I don't sleep in all the beds in this house, but I... I make them all by myself. I don't pee in all of the toilets in this house by myself! Chris: Ma, Drew and Tonya are sittin' right there doin' nothin'. Why can't they help? Rochelle: Because I told you to do it! Now, I don't wanna hear no more back talk. Now, clean this mess up. Chris: No. I'm not gonna do it. Rochelle: Lord, please help me before I knock this boy's neck off.