Everybody Hates Chris

Season 2 Episode 18

Everybody Hates Baseball

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 26, 2007 on The CW



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Uncle Mike: Rochelle, what are you doing out here, sneaking up on people? You could've cause me to have a heart attack.
      Chris: (narrating) Michael should've died years ago, but his heart was way too lazy to attack him.

    • Chris: (narrating) I thought about one girl so much when I was sixteen, I forgot I was thirty.

    • (Vanessa telling Rochelle that Uncle Mike asked her out on a date.)
      Vanessa: He wants to take me to dinner and everything.
      Chris: (narrating) Everything means nothing but dinner.

    • Chris: (narrating) Tonya loved Billy Ocean, so naturally, she joined the Billy Ocean fan club and sent off for an autographed picture. But it wasn't the first fan club she joined. There was the DeBarge fan club, the Shalamar fan club, even the Terence Trent D'Arby fan club. Too bad they were bought out by the Al B. Sure fan club.

    • Monk: Ask anybody. They'll tell you. You can always hang out with your daddy. Go to the movie.
      Jerome: Go to the game, man. You know if my father wasn't in jail, that's what I'd do.
      Mr. Omar: Yeah, go to the game, but whatever you do, don't sit behind home plate. My father was killed by a line drive to the medulla oblongata. Tragic!
      Risky: Go to the game. My father never took me 'cause I was a test tube baby. Want some peanuts?
      Kill Moves: Why don't you and the girl go see a movie about the game that your father's goin' to?

    • Monk: I couldn't imagine going to a baseball game with my father.
      Chris: Why not?
      Monk: Because there were no baseball games in the Quang Ngai Province.
      Chris: Was your dad in Vietnam? (narrating) Nope, Queens.
      Monk: I don't know, he disappeared when I was two. I haven't seen him since.
      Chris: (narrating) 20 years later, Monk found his father on MySpace. Profile name: Military Mike-tastic.

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