Everybody Hates Chris

Season 3 Episode 4

Everybody Hates Blackie

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 22, 2007 on The CW
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Chris has to reluctantly train the family's new dog into a security dog after their house is robbed, but he just wants a pet. Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew are bored without a television, so they find other means to keep themselves entertained - including making prank phone calls.moreless

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  • Blackie

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    With so many channels showing replays of Everybody Hates Chris (BET, Nickelodeon and The CW) I am starting to catch up on them and watch the episodes I missed when it was actually on The CW originally. I did not really appreciate it then, but with the way the world of comedy is now, the show seems so much better in comparison.



    This episode was pretty poor though, as I do not even think I really laughed at all tonight, except for JB Smoove's brief appearance. Oh, and of course I laughed at the always funny Mr. Omar, but that's about it.moreless
Will Morales

Will Morales

Carlos

Guest Star

J.B. Smoove

J.B. Smoove

Manny

Guest Star

Randy Thompson

Randy Thompson

Mr. Carter

Guest Star

Ernest Thomas

Ernest Thomas

Mr. Omar

Recurring Role

Paige Hurd

Paige Hurd

Tasha

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Shon Little

Shon Little

Cop

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    • Julius: (talking about dog) He already has a name - Blackie.
      Drew: But he's brown.
      Julius: You're black and you're brown.

    • Chris: You just happen to have books on dog training in your locker?
      Greg: I got lots of stuff in there. Let's see... I've got a bartender's guide, an auction catalog to fine crystal (mostly Lalique), How to Fly a Helicopter, The Idiot's Guide to Tic-Tac-Toe, a Gutenberg Bible, and a street guide to Baghdad. You never know.
      Chris: (narrating) That guidebook lists a lot more streets than they have left in Baghdad now.

    • Mr. Omar: Hey Ms. Rochelle, what's going on?
      Rochelle: We got robbed!
      Mr. Omar: You got robbed?!? When?
      Rochelle: Two nights ago. Where were you?
      Mr. Omar: I was at home.
      Rochelle: Well didn't you hear anything?
      Mr. Omar: Oh, no, I was busy.
      Rochelle: Well they cleaned out half the house.
      Mr. Omar: Well, the important thing is you got your health. Material things don't matter. 'Cause after all, you can't take it with you.
      Rochelle: That's 'cause they took it all with them!

    • Julius: Chris, this is it. You got 48 hours to train that dog or he's dog food.
      Chris: (narrating) Dogs aren't used in dog food, but this wasn't a good time to correct my father.

    • Chris: (narrating) I thought I'd never see Blackie again... and he thought he'd never seen me before.

    • Chris: (narrating) Believe me, there have been many other problems. One time the house flooded.
      Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
      Julius: Now we have a swimming pool.
      Chris: (narrating) Another time a plane dropped a load.
      Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
      Julius: No way. Now we have new luggage.
      Chris: (narrating) And another time aliens took over.
      Rochelle: Now can I call the insurance company?
      Julius: No, I've always wanted to go to another planet.

    • Chris: I'm training the dog in Spanish.
      Julius: Why?
      Chris: It's part of the attack-dog training. Like you can only talk to a German Shepherd in German or an Irish Wolfhound in Irish. (referring to Blackie) This is a Puerto Rican mutt.
      Julius: Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer.

    • Chris: (narrating) I tried monkey see, monkey do, which is quite useless with a dog.

    • Drew: Hello. Is this Mr. Freely? Mr. I.P. Freely?

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