Everybody Hates Chris

Season 3 Episode 4

Everybody Hates Blackie

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 22, 2007 on The CW



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Julius: (talking about dog) He already has a name - Blackie.
      Drew: But he's brown.
      Julius: You're black and you're brown.

    • Chris: You just happen to have books on dog training in your locker?
      Greg: I got lots of stuff in there. Let's see... I've got a bartender's guide, an auction catalog to fine crystal (mostly Lalique), How to Fly a Helicopter, The Idiot's Guide to Tic-Tac-Toe, a Gutenberg Bible, and a street guide to Baghdad. You never know.
      Chris: (narrating) That guidebook lists a lot more streets than they have left in Baghdad now.

    • Mr. Omar: Hey Ms. Rochelle, what's going on?
      Rochelle: We got robbed!
      Mr. Omar: You got robbed?!? When?
      Rochelle: Two nights ago. Where were you?
      Mr. Omar: I was at home.
      Rochelle: Well didn't you hear anything?
      Mr. Omar: Oh, no, I was busy.
      Rochelle: Well they cleaned out half the house.
      Mr. Omar: Well, the important thing is you got your health. Material things don't matter. 'Cause after all, you can't take it with you.
      Rochelle: That's 'cause they took it all with them!

    • Julius: Chris, this is it. You got 48 hours to train that dog or he's dog food.
      Chris: (narrating) Dogs aren't used in dog food, but this wasn't a good time to correct my father.

    • Chris: (narrating) I thought I'd never see Blackie again... and he thought he'd never seen me before.

    • Chris: (narrating) Believe me, there have been many other problems. One time the house flooded.
      Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
      Julius: Now we have a swimming pool.
      Chris: (narrating) Another time a plane dropped a load.
      Rochelle: Can we call the insurance company now?
      Julius: No way. Now we have new luggage.
      Chris: (narrating) And another time aliens took over.
      Rochelle: Now can I call the insurance company?
      Julius: No, I've always wanted to go to another planet.

    • Chris: I'm training the dog in Spanish.
      Julius: Why?
      Chris: It's part of the attack-dog training. Like you can only talk to a German Shepherd in German or an Irish Wolfhound in Irish. (referring to Blackie) This is a Puerto Rican mutt.
      Julius: Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer.

    • Chris: (narrating) I tried monkey see, monkey do, which is quite useless with a dog.

    • Drew: Hello. Is this Mr. Freely? Mr. I.P. Freely?

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