Everybody Hates Chris

Season 2 Episode 20

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 30, 2007 on The CW



  • Quotes

    • Chris: (narrating) While Drew was trying to make a clean break, I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes. I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...
      Chris: So the doctor said, "Make two cuts where your friend was bitten by the snake, and suck out the poison." So the guy gets back to his friend, and the friend said, "Well, what did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die." (everyone laughs)
      Chris: (narrating) I told one about the two guys on the bridge...
      Chris: And so then the white guy said, "Man, this water's cold." And the black guy said, "Yeah, and it's deep too." (everyone laughs)
      Chris: (narrating) And I told the one about how to become an honorary Eskimo.
      Chris: So he was bleeding, and his clothes were torn. So he walks in and says, "Now, where's the Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill?" (everyone laughs)