Chris Rock: (narrating) There's only one reason the police in Brooklyn would pass up the chance to bust a black kid in a car - two black kids in a car.
Greg: What are you doing?
Chris: Moving [my dad's car] to the other side of the street. (narrating) Or to the other side of the borough.
White Girl: Hey Chris. Can I sit in your car?
Chris: Sure, why not? (narrating) Because they're underage.
Greg: What's wrong?
Chris: Everything. (narrating) I'm just glad we're in Brooklyn and not Alabama.
Julius: Don't go burning up gas!
Chris: I'm just moving the car across the street.
Julius: That's three cents worth of gas.
Kadeem Hardison is credited as Special Guest Star
Music: Freeway of Love by Aretha Franklin
Chris (narrating): My mother had her own style of driving called The Fast and the Furious.
The Fast and the Furious is a 2001 movie, starring Paul Walker, about street racing.
Chris: (narration) I was supposed to park across the street, but now I was on the highway to hell!
"Highway to Hell" was a 1979 hit song for heavy metal band AC/DC. It was the title track on their sixth album.