Everybody Hates Chris

Season 3 Episode 17

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 13, 2008 on The CW



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Malvo: I want the complete experience. I want to smell the textbooks, smell the chalk, and be with the other kids, frolicking.
      Narrator: That sounded like Michael Jackson's diary.

    • Malvo: But to tell you the truth Chris, I'm OK at being right, but I'm an expert at being wrong.

    • Junior High Teacher: Malvo! With the proper education you can do so many things. You can be a garbage collector,garbage truck driver,garbage truck dispatcher...the list is endless.

    • (Malvo is holding a kid against the wall.Chris shows up)
      Malvo: (to the kid) Can't you see I'm trying to better myself?
      Chris: Malvo!!
      Malvo: What!
      Chris: I decided to help you.
      Malvo: (to the kid) Looks I won't be needing you after all,Four-Eyes! Get outta here!
      Chris: Thought you said you ain't gonna beat anybody up.
      Malvo: I wasn't beating him up.I was frightening him.

    • Chris: (to Malvo) Sir, you are smarter than a ninth-grader.

  • Notes

  • Allusions