Malvo: I want the complete experience. I want to smell the textbooks, smell the chalk, and be with the other kids, frolicking.
Narrator: That sounded like Michael Jackson's diary.
Malvo: But to tell you the truth Chris, I'm OK at being right, but I'm an expert at being wrong.
Junior High Teacher: Malvo! With the proper education you can do so many things. You can be a garbage collector,garbage truck driver,garbage truck dispatcher...the list is endless.
(Malvo is holding a kid against the wall.Chris shows up)
Malvo: (to the kid) Can't you see I'm trying to better myself?
Chris: I decided to help you.
Malvo: (to the kid) Looks I won't be needing you after all,Four-Eyes! Get outta here!
Chris: Thought you said you ain't gonna beat anybody up.
Malvo: I wasn't beating him up.I was frightening him.
Chris: (to Malvo) Sir, you are smarter than a ninth-grader.
Music: Bad Boys by Inner Circle