Goof: Greg's "Robin" costume was the modern version, first introduced in the 90s. Back in the 80s (when this show is set) D.C. comics still had Robin wearing his old costume (the one with the green underwear rather than long green tights and solid yellow cape rather than the cape that is yellow on the outside with a solid black lining).
Chris: (narrating) If my dad were alive to see the price of gas today, it'd kill him.
Chris: (narrating) My dad had turned into Al Cowlings and he didn't even know it.
Rochelle: Now, wait a minute. You know we say grace every night. Chris: No we don't. Rochelle: Yes we do. Shut up and bless the food. Chris: (narrating) If I didn't thank the Lord at the table, my mom was gonna send me to thank Him in person!
Chris: Hey, Greg. What's up? Greg: My dad's going out of town for a week. I have to stay with my grandmother. Not looking forward to it. Chris: Why not? (Greg and his grandmother are at a German party and a banner saying "Willkommen Greg!" is above everyone) Greg's Grandmother: Left, right, left heel, right, left, right...
(On the phone) Julius: Rochelle, it's me. Listen, I won't be home for dinner tonight. I have to take a passenger to Vegas. Rochelle: Julius, are you crazy? What about your regular job? Julius: I have a few sick days I can use. I'll be back by the end of the week. Rochelle: Julius, you are not driving that cab to Vegas. Julius: The guy's gonna pay me a thousand dollars. Rochelle: Get me Wayne Newton's autograph. Bye! (hangs up)
(When the kids are watching TV) Greg: What are you doing? Chris: (with the remote) Turning to MacGyver. Greg: But I wanted to watch NOVA. Tonya: NOVA?!? What is that? Greg: It's a show on PBS about science as it relates to the universe. Drew: Cool! That's almost like MacGyver. Chris: Just like Lawrence Welk is like Soul Train. Rochelle: Chris, Greg is your guest. Let him watch NOVA. Gelato? (serving him dessert) Chris: (narrating) Is that Italian for Jell-o? Greg: Thanks! Chris: (narrating) I thought having Greg stay over would be fun. Probably what the Indians thought when they first saw Columbus.
(In class) Ms. Morello: What year did the American Revolution begin, Greg? Greg?!? Greg: (waking up) 1942. Ms. Morello: Greg, what's wrong with you? You're usually so alert. Chris: It's because he's staying at my house for the week. Ms. Morello: Oh my God, he's drunk?!? Did he have a 40 for breakfast? Greg: I'm not drunk. I'm just not used to getting up so early. Ms. Morello: Don't be ashamed. Chris's people have a history of being up when the rooster crows to go to work in the fields. Who could expect you to keep up? Go back to sleep. Chris: (narrating) She was Don Imus in a dress.
(At school) Greg: (angrily) Why didn't you wake me up? Chris: You told me you didn't want me to do anything for you, so I didn't. Greg: That didn't mean I wanted you to let me sleep through school. I missed the quarterly history test! Chris: Well maybe you should have gone to bed dressed as Superman. That way you could have flown to school. (walks away) Chris: (narrating) Good thing he doesn't have heat vision.
Julius: Look, I cannot take you to Las Vegas! Eddie: Would you take me to Las Vegas for $1000? Chris: (narrating) For $1000, he'd take you to South Africa during the height of apartheid.
Greg: Hey, I just got a nickname! Chris: Hey, you just got robbed!
Chris (voiceover): Help! My mom is possessed by a nice lady!
Tommy Davidson is credited as Special Guest Star
Music: Our House by Madness. We Are Family by Sister Sledge.
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