Everybody Hates Chris

Chris: (narrating) Doc took the expression, "a token of my appreciation," literally.

Chris: (narrating) Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Chris Rock: (narration) In my neighborhood, we had a lay-away, where you paid five dollars a week until you owned something. It was like having a credit card and a hostage situation all rolled into one.

Mr. Omar: (consoling a grieving widow) I know you lost your man, Mrs. Roberts, but with a body like that -- I know Santa is going to bring you another one.

Tanya: Chris gets sick and now we can't get anything for Christmas. Drew: Man, we were good for nothing. Rochelle: No, you were good because you were supposed to be good. I mean, what if there were no Christmas, would you be running around here starting forest fires?

Julius (to his boss): You're firing me at Christmas time? Chris: (voice over) That's the only time you can fire Santa.