Julius: (to an Asian girl who wants an Easy-Bake Oven) Does that come with an easy-to-pay gas bill?
Chris: (narrating) Doc took the expression, "a token of my appreciation," literally.
Chris: (narrating) Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
Chris Rock: (narration) In my neighborhood, we had a lay-away, where you paid five dollars a week until you owned something. It was like having a credit card and a hostage situation all rolled into one.
Mr. Omar: (consoling a grieving widow) I know you lost your man, Mrs. Roberts, but with a body like that -- I know Santa is going to bring you another one.
Tanya: Chris gets sick and now we can't get anything for Christmas.
Drew: Man, we were good for nothing.
Rochelle: No, you were good because you were supposed to be good. I mean, what if there were no Christmas, would you be running around here starting forest fires?
Julius: (to his boss) You're firing me at Christmas time?
Chris: (voice over) That's the only time you can fire Santa.
(Julius is working as Santa at a mall)
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Little girl: A Malibu Barbie with the pink remote controlled corvette, the Barbie town house and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Woooow, do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Little girl: No...
Julius: Well, Santa's gonna tell you. It costs 137 dollars and 16 cents. Do you have that kind of money?
Little girl: No...
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
(The little girl starts to cry)
For the first 10 episodes of this season, the show was nominated for the 2007 Image Award for "Outstanding Comedy Series". Plus:
-Tyler James Williams (Chris) won for "Outstanding Actor in a Comedy Series".
-Tichina Arnold (Rochelle) was nominated for "Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series".
-Terry Crews (Julius) was nominated for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series".
For his 5 appearances of this season, Antonio Fargas (Doc) was nominated for the 2007 Image Award for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series".