Malvo: And you better not tell nobody that you just got robbed...by Malvo!
Chris: (narrating) I'm also not telling nobody what I just did in my pants.
Doc: My pickled eggs. He took my pickled eggs! Now who steals pickled eggs?!
Doc: They... they let you out?
Malvo: Yeah. I got time off for good behavior.
Chris: (narrating) That's like letting the Devil outta hell.
Malvo: Chris, when I get out I'm coming after you. Y-O-O.
Doc: Keep this bamboo stick under the counter in case anybody gives you any trouble.
Chris Rock: (narrating) Like who? A panda?
Chris: Man, you didn't even have a real gun?!
Malvo: It's hard to rob a gun store, man, they got guns. It's a catch-22 for Malvo.
Chris Rock: (narration) The one thing I learned about women from my father is--even when you're right, you're wrong.
Greg: Why don't you just go tell Doc who this guy is, and let him deal with it.
Chris: Because he'll kill me. This guy is so bad, he broke into prison.
Chris Rock: (narration The only time my father ever brought anything new home, was when it was old to everyone else.
Music: Howard Jones No One is to Blame
Doc: And that's George Jefferson.
George Jefferson is a character on All in the Family that aired from 1973 to 1975 and The Jeffersons which aired from 1975 to 1985. The Jeffersons is a spinoff of All in the Family.
Chris: (narration) Yeah, considering I just described Mini-Me.
This is a reference to the second and third movies in the Austin Powers series, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. Mini-Me is a character who is a miniature clone of the primary antagonist to Powers, Dr. Evil.
Chris Rock: (narration) When Shawshank Redemption came out, Malvo thought it was a comedy.
The Shawshank Redemption was a 1994 prison drama starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman.