Everybody Hates Chris

Season 2 Episode 5

Everybody Hates Malvo

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 30, 2006 on The CW



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Malvo: And you better not tell nobody that you just got robbed...by Malvo!
      Chris: (narrating) I'm also not telling nobody what I just did in my pants.

    • Doc: My pickled eggs. He took my pickled eggs! Now who steals pickled eggs?!

    • Doc: They... they let you out?
      Malvo: Yeah. I got time off for good behavior.
      Chris: (narrating) That's like letting the Devil outta hell.

    • Malvo: Chris, when I get out I'm coming after you. Y-O-O.

    • Doc: Keep this bamboo stick under the counter in case anybody gives you any trouble.
      Chris Rock: (narrating) Like who? A panda?

    • Chris: Man, you didn't even have a real gun?!
      Malvo: It's hard to rob a gun store, man, they got guns. It's a catch-22 for Malvo.

    • Chris Rock: (narration) The one thing I learned about women from my father is--even when you're right, you're wrong.

    • Greg: Why don't you just go tell Doc who this guy is, and let him deal with it.
      Chris: Because he'll kill me. This guy is so bad, he broke into prison.

    • Chris Rock: (narration The only time my father ever brought anything new home, was when it was old to everyone else.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Doc: And that's George Jefferson.
      George Jefferson is a character on All in the Family that aired from 1973 to 1975 and The Jeffersons which aired from 1975 to 1985. The Jeffersons is a spinoff of All in the Family.

    • Chris: (narration) Yeah, considering I just described Mini-Me.
      This is a reference to the second and third movies in the Austin Powers series, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. Mini-Me is a character who is a miniature clone of the primary antagonist to Powers, Dr. Evil.

    • Chris Rock: (narration) When Shawshank Redemption came out, Malvo thought it was a comedy.

      The Shawshank Redemption was a 1994 prison drama starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman.